Virat= V,You = Y, Hardik=H , H's girlfriend= CO2 ( inside joke dishika0307 😂😉)
H: Where are you baby? We're waiting (to CO2)
V: Baby Babu Shona Mona (pokes H)
Y( laughs)
H: What don't you have a babu? (Annoyed)
Y ( nods a no)
H: isn't Virat your babu?
Y: Nahi woh toh babu ka baap he
V: Babu? (Bewildered)
Y: Haan! Kitna Pete ho? Bhul Gaye woh-
H (shifting glances confused)
V: Ooh yes! (Pause) But uska Naam toh Tunnu tha!?
Y: Arey Tunnu toh ghar mein he
H: WHAT?!
V: toh babu kaha he yaha?
Y: Arey woh raste mein he, Abhi aandar he he
H: Virat when did you have children?
V: I remember Tunnu, but when did Babu happen? (Thinking)
Y: I tell him not to drink so much! (To Virat) bacho ke baap ban gaye ho, ab toh peena choro
V: kya Karu jaaneman, tumahari yaad satati he toh sharab he saheli ban jati he. Mere tanhayi ki saathi
H ( shocked)
Y: Toh dur jate kyun ho? (Seductively stroking his beard)
V: Pet toh bharna pardta he na hum do aur humare do ka
Y: do?
V: Babu apna ( rubbing her stomach)
H (about to faint)
Y: Sab ke samne aise ( shy)
V: Pyaar Kiya toh Darna kya (pulls closer)
Y: Tum bhi na (blushing)
V: Tera Nasha he Aisa he utare na utre
H (faints)
V: Tumahre Chand se mukhre Ko dekh kar Dil chahta he do se teen kar du
Y: Impossible! Babu Ko wapus bhul gaye tum?
V: Twins Jaan (puckering lips)
Y: Biology allow nahi karte
V: Mein mana lo biology Ko toh?
Y: ayee, hayye (covering her face)
V: bus tum Haan toh karke dekho
Y: Theke, aaj rat ka pakka
V: Ohio! Can't wait baby
CO2 enters and faints
Y and V laughing hard
Note- Hahha, epic 😂
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Bio got me crazy, fed up of biology!