45~Gross talk

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Virat= V,You = Y, Hardik=H , H's girlfriend= CO2 ( inside joke dishika0307 😂😉)

H: Where are you baby? We're waiting (to CO2)

V: Baby Babu Shona Mona (pokes H)

Y( laughs)

H: What don't you have a babu? (Annoyed)

Y ( nods a no)

H: isn't Virat your babu?

Y: Nahi woh toh babu ka baap he

V: Babu? (Bewildered)

Y: Haan! Kitna Pete ho? Bhul Gaye woh-

H (shifting glances confused)

V: Ooh yes! (Pause) But uska Naam toh Tunnu tha!?

Y: Arey Tunnu toh ghar mein he

H: WHAT?!

V: toh babu kaha he yaha?

Y: Arey woh raste mein he, Abhi aandar he he

H: Virat when did you have children?

V: I remember Tunnu, but when did Babu happen? (Thinking)

Y: I tell him not to drink so much! (To Virat) bacho ke baap ban gaye ho, ab toh peena choro

V: kya Karu jaaneman, tumahari yaad satati he toh sharab he saheli ban jati he. Mere tanhayi ki saathi

H ( shocked)

Y: Toh dur jate kyun ho? (Seductively stroking his beard)

V: Pet toh bharna pardta he na hum do aur humare do ka

Y: do?

V: Babu apna ( rubbing her stomach)

H (about to faint)

Y: Sab ke samne aise ( shy)

V: Pyaar Kiya toh Darna kya (pulls closer)

Y: Tum bhi na (blushing)

V: Tera Nasha he Aisa he utare na utre

H (faints)

V: Tumahre Chand se mukhre Ko dekh kar Dil chahta he do se teen kar du

Y: Impossible! Babu Ko wapus bhul gaye tum?

V: Twins Jaan (puckering lips)

Y: Biology allow nahi karte

V: Mein mana lo biology Ko toh?

Y: ayee, hayye (covering her face)

V: bus tum Haan toh karke dekho

Y: Theke, aaj rat ka pakka

V: Ohio! Can't wait baby

CO2 enters and faints

Y and V laughing hard

Note- Hahha, epic 😂

Drop in your reactions and thoughts

Bio got me crazy, fed up of biology!





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