This is my second book.
it contains feelings I feel or find it relatable to alot of you whether it be depression,cutting,laughter,sadness,love,hate
and quotes either it be cute,deep,
about friendship,about fake friends,
about relationships,about lif...
If people are talking about you behind your back then .. Just fart!
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth then it just becomes a soap opera lol
I hate it when people are at your house and ask "Do you have bathroom?" And I'm like umm no we pee in the yard 😐
Most of the time when you're crying nobody notices you😭 Most of the time when you're hurt nobody feels your pain 😖 Most of the time when you're happy nobody sees your smile 😞 But when you fart just a once!! Like damn
Listen now that's a really difficult mathematical question do it while you read it at once Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it Multiply by 2 Subtract 1 NOW!! Close your eyes .. it's dark isn't it .. 😂😂
The fact that jellyfishes have been survived over 650 million years despite not having brains give hopes to many people 😒
Everyone's getting in a relationship and I'm here can't find my other sock 😑
If someone calls you "Ugly" have a good come back and say "Excuse me, I'm not a mirror so you see yourself in it "
Have you noticed that the people who tells you to calm down are the people who pissed you in the first place ? Gosh it's is my best friend
My idea of a good morning is when I wake up in the morning and open my eyes and take a loooong deep breath .. and go back to sleep 😂
Two old people sitting on the bench,one turns to the other and says "My butt fell asleep" The other says "yea I heard it snore a couple of times"😂😂
Fighting on the internet is so stupid I mean what are you going to do Busts CAPS LOCK on me ?!
This is about my best friend,you know yourself baby this ones goes for you When she's quit those that don't know her look at her and think "aww she's shy " people who know her ehem *cough* me *cough* think "OMG! She's thinking,EVERYONE!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!" 😂
IK this is so old but meh it's so me & even tho I edit some of it so read police: where do you live? Me: umm with my parents Police: where do your parents live? Me:with me Police:where do you all live? Me:together Police:fuck this ughhh okay where is your house? Me:next to my neighbor's house Police:where is your neighbor's house? Me:you won't believe me if I tell you !! Police: tell me !! Me:next to my house Police: what in the name of earth I got myself into !!
Bruh when I wake up from a nap is just a nightmare for everyone All I say is 1- everyone SHUT THE HELL UP 2- get out of my way !! 3-don't ask me any damn questions 4- get extra mad at any possible thing even if they stared me Lmao is it just me or ? 😂
Do you just wanna grab someone by the shoulder and look at them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives A SHIT SO JUST FUCK OFF?"
*when someone roasts Justin Bieber aka my freaking idol,I'll respond with..* Twinkle twinkle little star I wanna hit you with my car Throw you on the tree so high Hope you break your neck and die
*and then after that I continue with * Jingle bell Hater smells Losers go away Justin's hot Haters not Beliebers all the way Hey ! And the fun thing is the bell ring of my school is on jingle bells tone lmao so I sing it in every possible time 😂
Alright so I need to show you all these In Pictures 😂
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I hope I lighten a smile on your face Please vote and comment And go check my other story "What a distance" it's pretty good Thank you for everything:)
AND I LOVE THE PICTURE OF THE CHAPTER ITS SO CUTE I EVEN MADE IT AS MY LOCK SCREEN ,ISN'T IT ADORABLE ?!?
