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I changed all of my socials media's password to "incorrect" that way when I forget it
It always reminds me "your password is incorrect"

Lol,today you said "hi" to me and I died!

Me:- wow I'm looking really good today!
My crush:- lol I'm not going to school today

*BOOM*
Mom: what was that?
Me: my shirt fell
Mom: It sounded a lot heavier then that
Me: I was in it

Chocolate comes from cocoa
Which is a tree
That makes it a planet
So chocolate is a salad

HOW FAST CAN YOU SOLVE THESE WORDS?
1- BOO_S
2-_ _ NDOM
3-F_ _K
4-P_N_S
5-PU_S_Y
6-S_X

Answers:- 1.books /2.random /3.fork /4.pants /5.pluse /6.six
You got all 6 wrong,didn't you? You dirty minded freak

This is this cat
This is is a cat
This is a cat
This is smart cat
This is way cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is 1 cat
This is minute cat
Now,read only the third word each sentence
I got you pretty good
Did I ? 😂

I feel like I should clean the house
So I'm going to lay down and take a nap until that feeling passes away

I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy
but as soon as you go to bed you're body is like
Just kidding..

Farting is like the song from frozen

Work: conceal don't feel,don't let them know
Home: let it go !let it go! can't hold you back anymore

Whenever the teacher stops talking I look up instinctively to make sure I'm not in trouble 😂

True friends don't judge each other
They judge other people
Together😏..

Dear diet..
Things aren't just going to work between us
It's not me
It's you
You are tasteless,boring
And I can't stop cheating on you 😐

If I share my food with you it's either I love you a lot or it fell on the floor and I don't want it anymore 😇

Top 4 wishes
1) to earn money without working
2)to be smart without studying
3)to love without getting hurt
4)to eat without getting fat
Yup ✌️

I just stepped on a cornflake
Now I'm officially a cereal killer 👣

That moment when you miss one step on the stairs and you think you're about to die

That awkward moment when you leave the store without buying anything all you can think is "act normal,you are innocent,take it easy,open your mouth take a deep breath and let it go,oh shit I got a fly inside my mouth" and that's when you are officially over !

My phone's low battery is the only warning I take seriously like legit

Sleeping is my drug
My bed is my dealer
And the alarm o'clock is THE POLICE

In bed
It's 6am you close your eyes for five minutes when you open em it's 7:45am

At work
It's 1:30pm you close your eyes for five minutes when you open em it's 1:31pm ughh

Eat whatever you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight..
Eat them too

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll?

Every guy thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy
Bullshit!
Every girls dream is to eat without getting fat

I just want someone to love me for the true asshole I really am!

House work
No one notice it when you do it
But every one notice it  when you don't 😑

Teacher :
Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student:
Why are you teaching during my conversation?

I am W.E.I.R.D
W/wonderful
E/exciting
I/interesting
R/real
D/different

Elementary school
Boy: *kisses a girl*
Girl: *kisses back*
Everyone: "ewwwwwww!!!"

Middle school
Boy: *kisses a girl*
Girl: *kisses back*
Everyone: "awwww,how cute!!!"

High school
Boy: *kisses a girl*
Girl: *kisses back*
Everyone:" go get a room,damnnn!!!"

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