So the other day I was sitting in my bed studying mathematic cuz I had a quiz about it in the very next day .. I have no idea how did that happen butI wrote a song ..like I grabbed some papers to solve the math problems and I was playing with my pen when these ideas and lyrics hit me up
So the song called "farts"
LMAOOO 😂😂
I know your like "why the fuck she would write a song about that" no? okay 😂
However I hope you enjoy the song lol
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I believe I can fart
I believe I could burp so hard
And I bet you they smell pretty bad
That you can't even walk from it fast
Cuz once you smelled these burger meals
I bet you it could even rip your ears
Cuz they are extra harsh and sharp
That they could even throw you apart
So if you fade don't blame it on me
Who told you to even walk near me
I'm the monster who've been called mrs farts
Cuz I have torened everyone with bombs
And once I do eat those chocolates
When they come out they smell like garbage
They smell extra disgusting
That they even made me hate those wings
And now my butthole hurts so bad
It doesn't matter cuz able songs are wack
Now everyone's laughing surround
They don't know that I'm dying around
Cuz I've been holding a huge ass fart
I can explode in any time apart
Now chill your tits I'm just kidding you
I wrote that song specially for you
The fact is I don't even fart that much
But when I do the birds falls apart
Now I can fart if you want me to
But let's hide the fact that you farted too
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lol please comment what do you think of it 😂
IM OFFICIALLY THE BEST SONG WRITER!!😝
I'm just kidding lmao 😂 but I WROTE A SONG gosh this is crazy lmao
I love the song tho
Please vote and share this with your friends
Love y'all 😂✌️
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