Love (not)//Joshler

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I push Josh off of his bed. "You fucking cheated! I watched you!"

He laughs. "I did not! I collected one of the power ups." He gets back up and sits by me.

Tyler crosses his arms. "That's a lie. You're lucky I don't sue you."

Tyler leans back and texts Jenna.

To:Jenna- yo
From:Jenna-Tyler baby! How you doing? Josh treating you well?
To:Jenna-He's cheating at Mario kart
From:Jenna- or you're cheating. Gotta blast though. Ily

I groan.

"Did somebody get your panties in a twist?" Josh asks, playing with random bots.

"No. Now shut up. I'm thinking."
"Of?"
"Boys! Be quiet!"

Josh laughs. "What about boys?"
"How they all are fucking straight and I'm gonna die alone."

I groan over dramatically.

"I'm not straight so you have a chance with me baby." He winks.

"Fuck no. Maybe if you can turn back time and not fuck everyone in sight and you don't flirt dirtily with me."

Josh pouts. "You're no fun Joseph."

I smile. "Okay, I admit, dirty talk is sexy! And I'd do it right back if I had the guts and the fuck boy who did it originally never fucks the people he did,"

Josh rolls his eyes.

"Try me."
"Try what?"
"Dirty talking me..." I grin and climb onto his lap, straddling him. My hands slide down his chest as I do. I lean close to his ear.

"Dirt,mud."

I fall off the bed laughing. Josh laughs quietly as well.

"Bitch, I meant- ugh! You know."

I get up. "I'm not falling for your trickery."

He raises a brow. "You're trying to get me to fall like everybody else did. I'm not going to give into it."

He groans. "Why not? Your lips said otherwise the other night."

I shake my head. "that was meaningless. That was a game. I would have dont that with anyone I got."

He whispers under his breath.

"Say it out loud."
"Fine! You sure as hell did go far with Brendon!"

My jaw drops a bit. "I did it because he said he liked Ryan!"

"Yeah fucking right. He's looking for another quick fuck. If I told you I liked... I dunno, Colin, would you have gone all out on me?"

"He wasn't looking for a quick fuck. And if he was, maybe I wouldn't have declined! Gosh, you're being such a bitch just because I won't suck your dick. Go find someone else to take over Josh. I-I can't do it."

I get up and Josh grabs my arm. "I'm sorry Tyler- I didn't mean-"

"Save it Dun."

With that, I leave.