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IM GONNA RANT ABOUT SOME ACCOUNTS ON TWITTER TALKING SHIT ABOUT JENNA LIKE BITCH. SHES FUCKING BEAUTIFUL,SHE MAKES TYLER HAPPY AND YOU GOTTA SAY, "I wish Tyler would divorce her and marry Josh" YES, I SHIP JOSHLER BUT I DONT HATE JENNA. LITERALLY I MEAN SHIT I CANT EVEN PUT IT INTO WORDS HOW PISSED AND DISSAPOINTED I AM FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE JENNA. THEY ARE IN A GOOD RELATIONSHIP RN SO DONT GO HATING ON HER JEEZ.

I'm sorry. Rant over.

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I hug Jenna tightly goodbye. She hugs Josh next. "Feel better. Thanks for movie night guys. I've been a lonely bitch lately."

I laugh quietly. "It's fine. Stay safe Jen. Bye." I shut the door as she leaves, turning to kiss Josh. Josh kisses back, his hands picking up me up. "Hi baby boy." He rubs his nose against mine and I smile. "Salutations."

Josh smiled as well. "You used the word I taught you!"

I nod. "I like it. Now, we have to go to the grocery store like I said. I really want some kiwi."

Josh rolls his eyes. "You always want kiwi. But okay."
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I peel the fruit and shove it into my mouth. "Thank you Josh!" I say with a mouthful. He makes a disgusted face. "Gross dude."

Josh decides we should go swimming. In a public pool. Even though it's literally Winter. I agree. We bought matching swim trunks.

((Josh's v line is lower than my self esteem almost))

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((Josh's v line is lower than my self esteem almost))

Josh changes in a stall with me. "Get dressed stupid. I wanna swim." He teases. I roll my eyes and change. "Sorry. Your body is distracting me from the whole swimming idea."

Josh grins. "You just wanna be fucked in here, huh?" I blush and push him playfully. "No! I mean- not here at least, gross."

Josh pokes me. "Tyler is horny, Tyler is-" I cover his mouth. "I swear Josh, I will throw you into a pit of fire. Shut your face." Josh nods. "Fine."
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We swim laps, impressing a few girls. They were flirting with us and Josh flirted back playfully. "Y' wanna know something funny?" He asks. I grin. "Did you know, I'm gayer than a rainbow made of skittles?" I laugh. They swim away. "You're going to hell!"

"See you there then!" I say. Josh kisses the side of my head. "We should head home now. I wanna cuddle when I'm not wet." I say. Josh smirks. "JOSHUA! NOT THAT WAY!"

((Dans tweet earlier made my day

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((Dans tweet earlier made my day. Porn Hub replied and said please send. I'm shook))

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