Everyone was gathered in the school's lounge listening to Reggie go on and on about who murdered Jason. You were standing next to your boyfriend Jughead, the two of you leaning against the counter.
No one else knew you guys were together, not because it was some big secret, but simply because you two couldn't be bothered to tell anyone, nor were you big on PDA.
"I mean, let's think about it." Continued the ranting idiot, "if a kid at Riverdale killed Jason, it's not going to be a jock, right? Now, let'sbe honest. Isn't it always some spooky, scrawny, pathetic internet troll, too busy writing his manifestos to get laid? Some smug, moody, serial killer fanboy freak.....like Jughead?"
This caused you to snicker, which quickly turned into a full blown laugh, until you were clutching your sides and everyone was looking at you as if you were insane. Jughead just smiled down at you, rolling his eyes playfully and trying not to chuckle at how cute you looked.
When you settled down, Reggie asked, "why the hell are you laughing, freak?"
"Oh, no reason. I just think that the line 'too busy writing his manifestos to get laid' is absolutely hysterical, considering Jughead is probably getting more than you." You explained, trying to not laugh.
"How would you know?" He questions.
"It takes two to tango Reggie, and considering I'm the other person, I think I would know." You say, looking up at Jug.
"You do realize that you just told everyone that we are together via a sex joke, right?" Jughead whispers in your ear.
"There's no better way" you giggle, leaning up and kissing him quickly.
Everyone just continued to look at you guys as if you were actually crazy, and maybe you were, but it didn't bother you.
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Big Book of One-Shots
FanfictionHeyyyy, this is just a big book of some one-shots, enjoy! If you want to request something or someone, just ask, if I have knowledge of the fandom or character, I will try to write it for you! PS. I apologize, but I don't write smut one shots.... (I...
