11:57 (A Short Stack story)

Chapter 6- I'M AN ASS WIPE

*Shaun’s P.O.V*

I yawned and I tried to open my eyes but tiredness held them down. I slowly forced one of them open and sunlight immediately blinded me as I realised where I was. “Fuck!” I yelled in surprise as I fell over and Andy suddenly jerked as he woke up.

“Dude, are you alright?” he asked, too lazy to fully open his eyes but he knew what was going on.

I grumbled as I stood up “Yeah, I’m great.” I muttered sarcastically and Andy flipped me off.

“Man, you’re just like Ruby.” he smirked and his eyes were still closed, lazy shit.

Ruby stirred when Andy mentioned her name, “Who said my name?” she asked and stretched her arms above her head before opening her eyes.

“Bradie.” Andy snickered and Ruby looked over at him snoring peacefully, he was awkward-looking when he was sleeping. I grinned evilly as a idea hatched in my mind.

“Who’s got a sharpie?” I told them and they caught on, Ruby stumbled into the kitchen and grabbed one from the bench.

“Right here amigos.” she grinned happily and we get to work on Bradie’s face.

*Ruby’s P.O.V*

“Good morning everyone.” Bradie said cheerfully as he woke up and Andy sat in the recliner looking like he was going to piss himself laughing and Shaun had gone to the bathroom.

“Morning Bradie.” I replied and patted him on the back as he stood up, he smiled back. “Where’s Shaun?” he asked and I pointed to the bathroom, he looked at my arm. “How many gloves do you own Ruby?” he joked and I laughed nervously.

“Quite a bit I guess.” And I bit my lip and Andy’s face was starting to go red.

“Someone’s get a glove fetish.” He joked and put his arms behind his head as Shaun returned from the bathroom.

“Glove fetish?” he asked confused and had to hold his laughter back when he saw poor Bradie’s face, “Oh, hey bud. Nice sleep?” he asked Bradie.

Bradie nodded rubbed his eyes in tiredness “I’m going to the bathroom. Be right back.” He told us and we all nodded back in unison. He walked off as Shaun, Andy and I all sat quietly dying of laughter. We high-fived each other and get ready to hear his reaction.

“REALLY GUYS?!” I heard Bradie yell from the bathroom and we couldn’t hold it anymore, we started laughing hysterically like hyenas. I howled with laughter until my cheeks went numb and my eyes started to water, Andy started kicking his legs around as he nearly wet his pants and Shaun fell off the couch and kept giggling on the floor. Bradie walked back in and raised his eyesbrows.

It look about a billion times funnier with his moustache and ‘I’M AN ASS WIPE!’ written on his forehead. We started laughing like crazy again and Bradie rolled his eyes as he went back to the bathroom to try and clean it all off.

About ten minutes later I wiped my tears away and helped Shaun up.

“So who wants pancakes?” I asked gleefully as all the boys’ eyes lit up and I knew it was a yes.

***

I smirked as all three of the boys gulped down the syrupy pancakes and orange juice and I took a delicate bite of my pancake. These guys were strange, but in a good way. I felt like all my problems just melted away whenever I was with them. They just made me happier whenever I even saw them; they seemed so care-free and amazing. Even though I had Leola it was nice to be talking to some new people especially guys. All of my friends were girls; it got boring after a while.