In his gym calss his teachers names were Hatsune Miku, Dirt Senior (probably dirts dad), and Mrs. Smeldenson.
"OK everypony" smeldenson yellerd. "Today well be whalloping eachother with these ruber balls in the game Dodge Ball."
"私はGoogle翻訳を使っています" sung miku. Tom premtivly put his hand on his shampoo because miku is japanese and tom is racist
"Yeah what miku said! Im gonna shove a tree bup my ass." Said dirt senior. I think he died
" undertaleからサンセリフ" ssung miku again but higher
"UOk ! So iummmm incase you dont sepak jaapnse nmiku just said , we are going to pic two captiain and tehyll make some teams so you have a better sense of who to whallop with these rubgber balls!" Bendy Smendhy said. "I think Tom and Gatsby shoudl be the captiaons because tom is racist like me and i think thats cool. Gatsby will be it because of plot device." smeldenson said also.
" ベーコン包まれたホットドッグ" sung miku. Tom and Gatsby both stood in the center of the gym. I didnt know who the fuck gatsby was but then i saw hism and he looked just like old sport bfuck i mean coach z!!! Mabe coach z hada hot sexier twin named gatsby. I then rememered the undertale fan theroy gcoach z gave me and i opened it secretly as mrs. smeldenson started explanig world war rone. Insdie, it was a nice off white card that said in cursicve "Hello Nick. My name is Jay Gatsby. You are cordially invided to fuck my ass." I then realized, old psort = gatsby. Fuck! I still hoped he had a htotter sexier twin but for now my nick dick still yearned for gatsby . After smelsdonson finsihed explainwing wolrd war one, tom picked his firs teammadte.
"Daist Bitchanan! Get your SMEXY ass oer here" tom said, and a scene ggirl anamed mytrel felt a feeling of discomofrt but couldnt plce why in her math class.
"I Pick nick carraway, old sport" said gatsbo. I was suprised, sicne i am in gay with him. I walked into his gym. I mean fuck idk. I walked over there. And i stood next to this sexy handsom mean. He was glaring at tom rthe racist. I admired him from next to him where i coudl see the way his chin had a tatoo on it that said IF I WAS A CHARACTER IN A 1925 NOVEL, I THINK ID GET SHOT IN IT . i idndt know what it meanst but i thiought it was sexy. It was daisys turn to pick a teammate.
"Hey dirt, yoire with us." shaid daisy, sighing because dirt. Dirt came over and shaked his sweet ass,.
Now itwas my turn. "Hey jordan the golf lesbina. Please be on my team. Also i think that if you were a scene from oceans 11 youd be the one where they rob the casino."
"Tahts all the scenes nick" she said as she putted her way over.
"Dirt chose janice" dirt chose.
"Im chosing ho in one" jordan said lesbianly
"Janice is my name. Hi. Can i get an order of bi bi birdie" ajncie jancied
"Fuck you my naems birdie is bi" birdie is bi bisexualed.
"Gay golf get ya ass over her"e said ho in one
"Um fuck. I really dont want carfucker wilson so piss kink get over hare" siad birdie is bi
Gay golf psyed. "Oppa...gangnam style youre way over here carfucker" gay golf sytled.
"OK thats al the students in the school except for myrstle who is in math right nwo. Alnd milo who is sick today because he ate choclate coversed cotoon. OK so lets whallop" shaid smeldies
"ドンキーコング" sung miku. The two teams, the even stevens (gatsby and jis ppl) and little stevei and the evens (tom and his people) got on thier sides.
"Ok kids when miku says go you will whapplop!" Smeldenson Smeldensoned.
" 私は死にたい. 行く!!!!!" the subtitles on the bottom said "I dont speak japnase. Go~!!!!!" And so they went. The fisr hit was tom wahpploping car fucker. Everyone startined clappign. Its treu i was there. Then the characters that i made up besides ho in one got out. I stared at dreamy gasby . oh my gfujcking! Hes smexy if i knew it.
"Old sport" he said to my ears that know about the prohabition. "Have you met jordan the lesbina?" i nodded, because my mouth was dry and i didnt wnat gatsby to seee. Jordan hti a dogeblall with her glf cub and it hit ummmmmmmmmmm idk sonic . gatbsy grabed a green totdge ball.
"The green light" he whispererd and tossed it at diasy. She caught it and mrs smelnerson forgeot the rules of doge ball so she though thta mean dais y wom.
"Gograntionals daisy. You win." Said slenderson i think she just ade an neon genisisng evelnaglion regernce,.
" プッシー" miku sang. We all said gg and then um i went to elements of ukelele.
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FanfictionNick Carraway is a new student at Eckleberg High, and he soon learns that New Yorkers are not what he expected. Follow Nick as he trudges through drama, romance, angst, and even dodgeball! -- [THIS STORY CONTAINS BOY X BOY AKA YAOI. DON'T LIKE, DON'...