[[𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤]] [[greaт gaтѕвy нιgн ѕcнool aυ]]

𝕚'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦

"Hey bitch swearaway. Watcs up my nonepileptic friend without epielpsy" said jortdan

"Actally jordan, can i speak to you uon the turef feed." i sdi. We wente htehre and i todl my lesbain firned . "i just got my pforphicy...im epiepsy and i gonna die when i watch the last episdoe fo rifrineds" i said

"Weat was the whole thign" she asiad, lesbinalically.

"Ok heres the genreal gist of it. I have homosexual tendancies and my leg bends. I like the show frineds and one of my pals will ge shot in real life. Im gonna "go crazyz" on friday, and ill kiss someone named g. Im gonna wach mroe frineds after htan and then im gonna die. Also the propghrcy sai d i have a flat as.s" i prohbacaiesd.

"Wow i agree on the flat ass part. Any ways mst of thati alreay know . like that your have homeosxulai dtentancys and you watch frineds . also i assumed your leg ycould bend. But im scared about the part wherr your firned gets shot becuase im youre only friend you dipseit." jordan golfsplained

"No im also frinds with gatsby and my shed and ross geller" i mansplaind

"Ok well dick sarah tay. Youre gonna make more frineds" she said in a lesbian voice.

"Ait im alwso fiends with dsisy" i said

"You need to be gfriends with people i dont like so theyll die nick" she said mcuh ike richard nixon woudl say to himsefl when he jakced it over water gate.

"Ok" i said "im ognna go be frineds with mysterle then because you siad she liked 21 pilogts"

"Goo idea" she said. A i walked over to myrlte who was ewearing a shirt that said "Kawaii fruity pebbles, btich" and she had hair also. She had in one earbut and she was eating a walnut.

"Hi mytle. Im the new kid nick carraway. Waht are you listneing to? Ska?" i asid questioningly

"Hi im mysrtle. Uhnm im slisting to stressed out by twenrty. One. guns. " she said "I think that they are really good" i iddnt acgree with her. So i changed the tipoic

"Mytrle if you were a parks arend rec chara i thnik u d be april. Waht baout me" i said ludgaditngly

"Iyoure jerry" i decided i didnt want to talk to rmytrle really any mroe

"Ok bye mutrel. Are we friends" i said

"Yea i gues" she said

"Perfect. Bye" i goodbyed.

"All my friends are heathans take it slow" she said

"What the fuck youre so eman to mebitch" i said

"No im stinging 21p" she said

"Oh" i said. I thought about my lesbian frined jordan and thought that she woudlntlike that because she doesnt liek twenty one piolets. I also dont rlly like the.m. i dont think that makesm e a lesbina thogiuh. Speakign of lesbians i saw jordan and astral projected over to her.

"Hey my lesbian golfer friend" i saisd entering the plane if the reakwirdk

'"Hey wanna get soem chinese food" she siad

"Yes o love chinese food it s good" i said

"Ok nice also im gonna invite a cute girl so you shodl invite a boy that you want to kiss on the face" she said

"Ok. " i said. I was still mad tat mystrele thoguht i was like jerry from parck and rec. I dont htink shes april anymroe. Shes fucking. Tammy. Taking joradns lesbian advice i went to the hallwaty/. And i found the great garsbt hismesf.

"Hi gatsby" i siad flirtlyily" "You have a ny lunch plans or ate you free"

"Haha old sport, im free. I am also rich and i am stuck in the past. Anyways" gatsby said sexitly

"Ok you wanna get chinese good with me and my lesbina frined jordan who i think is bringing another lesbian so they can do a kisss" i said, hintint that we shouold aso do a kiss

"Old sport id be honeored to. Yyyyyrssssss" he said

"Ok lets go" i said. "Im gonna go find jordan come with me gappy" i said . jprdna was on the astral plane but luckilythsats the firs tplace i look. She foudna gf on the atral plane naemed Hamster Dance and she had numbers insted of hair/mn

"Lets consume' siad hamster danve" hwe ate some chinwese food and hamster dacne was vvery nice. She paid for jorasds meal in bitcoins and then she ate all my gfood and then lshe left. Jordan went backt o the startl plane after a while ad it was just me, gatsby, nd this guy i hired to follow me afroudn and play the accordianat all tiems.

"Sooo odl sport, you coming to my party on frineday?" he assed

"Me: you ahve a party/?? Count me in bitch" i said.

"Thankys" he siad.

"HEy nic.k i g2g early today dirts gonna suck y dick bechind an arbys" said arcordian man

"Thats cool . have fun and rememer safe sex is when you use a condomt" i remindd ihim

"Yea i forgot thatsnk" he said, sandthen he lef.t