[[𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤]] [[greaт gaтѕвy нιgн ѕcнool aυ]]

𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖

I went into my house and read a stock marker erotica and then i did my homework. Then i watched 16 full episodes of friends. My alarem to go to school rang and i had to stop watching, even thoguh i was just getting to the part hwere everyoneon the island thinks ross is the beast and they stab him and then chandler tells monica after that he feels guilty and they shoudl have killed ross. Monica . i got to school and i saw jordan in the halls before class started.

"Hey jordan. Have you ever een the episdoe of friends where theyre's is a conch chell. If so please dont spoil it" i said

"Ok. how are you today also rachel, under the instrudciotn of chorus boy joey, drops a big rock on monica,killing her instantly. Oops sorry . id idnt mean to say that" jordan spoiled.

"Ah FUCK" i started sobbing iuncontroable.y. Why woudl they kill of monica? She had the conch they were supposed to slisten to her holy fuckign shit wow man i really hate joey no matter how goo his c sharp is. At elast she didnt tell me what happend to identical twins Pho n Ebe.

"Oh also pho and ebe get tied up and caputred my joey and his choruos boys but they surivevv" jordan said

I started sobbign agin becuase jordan is a lesbian with no filter when it comes to friends spoielrs. As i was sobbingtom poured a quart of skim melk on me and said "Friends Is just a rip off of lord of the flies" and i think i might have astral projected but all ik now is that i mwoke up in the nurdses office.

"WoaH!" I said waking upingly "This is just like that episode of frineds where Ross keeps waking up on groundhog day and he cant get out of the time loop" the nurse ignored my coment and shot me with a transquilexer dart. He put anotehr tally mark on "times nick has woken up and immeditaly remeferenced friends" bored which had 5 marks. I was unconcsious a gina.

"Woah" i said walking up. "This reminds me of the episode in full hosue where michelle and danny and uncle jessie and dj and the other sister and um. Mark zugckerberf ig, whenll tehres 11 fo them AND COMIT 11 and they rob a coasninon and they fall it full hosue 11" The nurse ran a hand through his puffy anime white hair.

"Are friends and oceans 11 the same thign? I forget" the nurse said outloud. He shrugged and hit me with antoher dart just incase.

"Woah" i said waking up "why am i in he nurse office" the nurse stoopd up nad scroached right down near me where i as laing down on the bed. He opened his bmount.h.

"Carraway-kun. You are in the nurses office because you got Spoilt milked" Ht e nurse said. I was confused.

"nNo i hink tom used full normal fmilk" i said . the nurse rolled his eyes.

"No. I mean your lesbian friend spoiled an episode of friends for you, and then a racist poured milk on you. In the medical field, we call that spoiled milk and its a sumpotm of epielpsy and also you might die ." said the nurse. "Oalso my name is nurse komaeda. You can acall me nurse komaeda"

"Thatnks nurse kaoemad" said knikc, epieleptically. "Hey how much longer do i have to live beofre the epilpesy kils me"

"Well. As you have kno.w. Epislepsy hav a proficy. I have it on a gogle docs." koamead opened the google docs. And he read it:.

"Epilepsy proficy of TJ Ecklemberh High: One day, a known gay, will be the chosen one. Heis leg can bends, he watches friends, and his freind will die from gun. He'll go crayzy, next fridayzzy, and he'll get a smooch from g. He'll watch more friends, until it ends, and then die peacefully. His name isnt dick. His name isnt click. But its close to taht. He lives in a shed. He sleeps in a bed. And his ass is fflat."

NI looked at my hands. I was shakign because htis was ilterally a fuckign descirpitjon of me. Leg can bend, names not dick, flat ass, the only thing missing it the stock markert.

"Nurse Komeada you dony think tis...me...do you" i aasked, voice wonnnilng. He looked at me grimly.

"Whip caranaenae, im sorry. But you fit the bil. Youre leg bends, you watch frieds, and you live in a shed." koameda said.

"But im not gay . i just have homosexula tendancies" i calimed

"Same tfukcing thing nick" kaomead aid. "Wat really improtant its that you know that you ahve to never findih watching the last episode of tfirneds, and youll be aimmortla. You cna live untli youre lik 420 and then finsih the episode nad itsll eb SUPER FUNY"

"Ding ding" siad the bell

"Get to class, flat ass" said nurse koameaa. So nick went to class caleld sicneie. NO sorry he want to elements of uke. Bwcuae jorsabn