꒰ GOT KIK? ✔️ ꒱ - HYUNGWONHO ˎˊ˗

#23

♕ chae:
hey lil white girl

wh:
i'm already creeped out and calling the police

♕ chae:
i don bite

wh:
i'm not saying that i don't trust you
but
you have teeth
and i don't trust you

♕ chae:
i grew them myself
but i wouldn't use them to bite you
unless you and your kinky persona didn't ask me to
:^)

wh:
i'm not into that

♕ chae:
sure

wh:
...

♕ chae:
sO
since it's valentine's day in two days
why don't we pretend it's april
and meet for just one day

wh:
wait wdym it's valentine's day
it was january a second ago

♕ chae:
wow honestly

wh:
i can't believe how fast time flies

♕ chae:
yeah i know right
wAIT
ARE YOU TRYING TO DISTRACT ME AND DODGE THE SUBJECT

wh:
yes i am
you're a smart one

♕ chae:
nice try
something is making me think you don't want to meet me

wh:
i do
but
not now

♕ chae:
why

wh:
because
.......
i'm a mermaid and my girlies need me atm

♕ chae:
:|

wh:
|:

♕ chae:
i will screenshot this for future purposes

wh:
good.
just don't send it to the government

♕ chae:
i definitely will
i will expose you

wh:
oh no

♕ chae:
and your fish girlies

wh:
nooooo
you can expose me
but not my girlies

♕ chae:
it's too late
i've been affected
but why don't you want to meet me now
it's not like it would make a difference

wh:
honestly i don't know
*insert some random excuse here*
no wait
i have a good excuse
my face

♕ chae:
that's not an excuse because you're pretty

wh:
haha
ha

♕ chae:
don't sarcastically haha ha me

wh:
haha
ha