WOW! X (COMPLETE)

WOW! X Chapter 9

"Wakey, wakey rise and shine, you gotta get up its half past nine," Freddie sang.

"Get of me you big gay bear, it is not morning," I whined.

"So its half nine at night and you didn't come home last night. I want the goss... You don't smell of sex but I can see from the carnage on the floor in the bathroom that something happened as they are the clothes you went out in. I know that because I picked the outfit. Why are the knickers missing?"

"What?" I looked up in shock.

"Only kidding but made you look, dirty duck, stick your head in cows muck. So it was the walk of shame."

He dove off the end of my bed and air guitaring his Dire Straits impression of the 'Walk of Life' but replacing it with the 'Walk of Shame'. Dur, dur, do, do, do, do, do, do.... Whooo, Hooo Whoooo!

I placed my hands over my face. He straddled me and pulled them off so he could get a good look at 'the shame'!

"Tell me everything and I mean everything, every dirty little thing... don't leave out one minuet detail. Wait hold on. John, John quick! Stacey's been out doing the nasty all night with some bloke from that party and we are about to get a 'play by play' or should that be 'blow by blow' account of the whole incident," Freddie shouted.

I couldn't help but laugh. Freddie was my house mate and GBF (gay best friend). I loved him and he loved me, we just didn't have sex and that made it perfect. I knew him inside and out and vice versa.

"So I see from that expression that the programme I made you watch with me on 'giving head' came in handy, did you use some of the other tips I told you? Hand Shandy anyone?" he teased.

"Oh yes please," Johnny, Freddie's boyfriend said as he came in. "Jesus you look like crap Stacey, where is the 'I've just had the arse banged off me' glow? Told you straight sex was shit but you wouldn't listen."

I burst into tears again cos the sex wasn't shit, it was the best I'd ever had and was ever likely to have.... And I wasn't getting another go! Bwah!

"Jesus wept!" Freddie exclaimed "What happened girl? Not like you to cry."

Freddie cuddled up to me one side and Johnny on the other. I felt cocooned and safe in my big gay 'manwich'.

"That's right you let it out, it's like poison if you keep it in," Freddie soothed me stroking me hair.

"I'm... sorry...guys... I..." I couldn't speak I was hyperventilating again.

"There, there Shhh now, it's ok," Johnny wiped the tears from my face.

After a few more minutes I calmed down.

"Do you wanna talk about it?" Freddie asked.

"Ok," I agreed

"Well let's prepare for this dissection of last nights events," Freddie announced. "John you get the drinks and I'll raid the fridge so we can have picnic on the bed and slag people off! I have a feeling I am going to have to make up a few more swear words to get me through this one."

"Everyone in your PJ's," Johnny commanded.

We all sat on the bed eating and drinking whilst I went over the previous night.

They'd heard me talk about Sandy before and I gave them a description of Gary. "Oh such a waste, why can't he be gay. Bet we could turn him hey lover," Freddie said and gave Johnny a kiss.

"You betcha sweet ass we could," Johnny agreed.

I described how they both liked each other and did my best impression of Jessica cornering Sandy on the stairs. They loved it when Gary rescued Sandy from Jessica, which they made "Ohhhh" and "Ahhh" noises too. They weren't interested in turning him now they just wanted a happy ending. As do all gay men.