Leo: y'all heard of Netflix and chill? Well get ready for IMAX and Climax!!!!
Raph: Blockbuster and cockthruster!!
Donnie: Hulu and woohoo..?
Mikey: Amazon Prime and sexy time!~
Author-chan: *wearing a nun gown and crosses* CHURCH AND PRAYERS FOR FORGIVENESS YALL NEED JESUS
Mikey: Reader-chan let's watch Amazon Prime!! 😏😏
Raph: *smacks his head* Reader-chan would rather go to Blockbuster with me *wiggles eyebrows*
Leo: Reader-chan would prefer IMAX and my climax than any of you nasty gardening tools (hoes) any day.
Donnie: ..... I'm siding with Author-chan on this one; where is Jesus when you need him?
Raph: there is no Jesus. We're all going to hell.
Mikey: if there's no Jesus then there wouldn't be a hell.
Leo & Raph & Donnie & Author-chan: 🤔🤔🤔🤔 he's not wrong...
Mikey: heheheheehheheheheheehheh
Author-chan: why am I doing this
Raph: cause you're a sad lowlife fuck with nothing better to do you should be doing shit that'll be good for your life like doing your homework and studying for biology but your dumbass is too incompetent to do shit like that you should be studying what little lines you have for Hamlet you lucky Patty didn't give you a big ass part your stupid ass couldn't handle that much-
Mikey: DAMN OKAY WE GET IT
Author-chan: he's not wrong ;-;
Donnie: he really isn't.
Author-chan: hey I didn't want you to side with him!
Donnie: well... *shrugs*
Mikey: but back to Amazon Prime with Reader-chan-
Author-chan: *splashes him with holy water* WHAT DID MAMA TELL YOU BOUT GOIN TO CHURCH?!
Mikey: There is no god
Leo: okay we're getting a bit controversial here...
Author-chan: where is this even going
Donnie: this is what happens when you let Author-chan decide to write crack for anything
Author-chan: yeaaaahh..... maybe I should stop... no ones gonna vote on this crack thing they expect romancey oneshot shit from this book let's call it a day and do some real editing
Raph: not doing shit essential for your life but good enough I guess
Author-chain: no more crack I'm actually gonna go do something good for myself
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TMNT/FNAF/Creepypasta/Undertale FanFic Oneshots! (REQUESTS CLOSED)
FanfictionOneshots fanfiction I won't be combining FNAF and TMNT though And I just added Creepypasta too! Yay! And Undertale (Burgerpants face)
