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Gene: Okay, where are you two?

Zenix: I'm at the, uh, mountains.

Sasha: I'm lost.

Gene: Great. I'm stuck at the base trying to decrease the power.

Sasha: Guys, do any of you have spare amethyst? I need like two more to make an amethyst sword....

Zenix: No- hey, I found oil!

Gene: That's nice.

Zenix: You can collect oil.... But I don't have an oil can.

Gene: I have three oil cans.

Zenix: Can I have one?

Gene: No, just collect the oil.

Zenix: I need an oil can to do that.

Gene: I can't leave the base.

Zenix: Then how can I- oh, wait. I need three iron ingots.... But I don't have any.

Gene: I have twenty iron ingots.

Zenix: I-

Gene: Just get the oil.

Zenix: I can't-

Gene: SCOOP IT UP WITH YOUR HANDS AND BRING IT BACK TO THE IRENE DAMN BASE! I'LL PUR IT IN CANS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN ZANE'S THROAT SO WE CAN GO TO THE NETHER AND BURN IN SHAD'S GLORIOUS HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!

Zenix: *laughing*

Sasha: Gene, calm down!

Gene: NO! We got nothing done today!!

Sasha: Gene-

Gene: WE HAVE NOT BEEN DOING ANYTHING TO HELP OUR BASE FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasha: *dies of laughter*

Zenix: Oh f***! Oh s***!! *laughing* I can't- F*** I DIED!!!!!

Gene: You should've got the oil!






































































Zenix: So can I have an oil can?

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