Zianna: I think my house is haunted.
Sylvania: Zianna, why do you say that?
Zianna: I hear the weird noises at night.
Sylvania: Like what?
Zianna: *deep demonic voice* "Damn bitch you weird as fuck".
Sylvania: Oh.....
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Zane: *drawing*
Gene: *a ghost* Hey there little hoe~.
Zane: ..... Hello?
Gene: Hi~.
Zane: DAD!
Gene: You can call me Daddy~.
Zane: I-I don't think I want to-
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Zane: *yawns*
Garroth: *runs in* WHAT DID I SAY!?
Zane: Bro, I'm not sucking ghost cock.
Garroth: ThEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Gene: *a ghost*
Gene: *backs away*
Gene: I'm just gonna-
Gene: Imma just leave-
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Laurence: *singing Ghost Busters* Is an invisible man sleeping in your bed?
Zane: Yes, actually.
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Zane: Man I hate life.
Gene: *a ghost STILL* Mmmmm baby you should kill yourself.
Zane: What why?
Gene: So you can be a ghost.
Zane: I don't want to burn in Hell because-
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Nekomai: There's no such thing as ghosts-
Gene: *a ghost*
Nekomai: ......
Nekomai: That's a ghost-
Mirabelle: *screams and runs*
Stargazer: WTF-
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Aphmau: Are you a ghost?
Shad: ..........
Shad: BOI-
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Sasha: He sees ghosts.
Nekomai: Oh really?
Zenix: Yeah.
Gene: Want to see?
Nekomai: Yes, actually.
Stargazer: Oh Irene please no-
Zane: GrEG STOP TWERKING ON THE WALL-
