Gene's Dirty Jokes

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Gene: I bet you would look great bending over the bed~.

Zane: Boi I am not removing your blanket to clean it from this glue.

Gene: .......

Gene: If that's what you think it is.

Zane: What else would it be?

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Gene: Have you ever had hot glue in your mouth?

Zane: No... what does it feel like?

Gene: Wanna find out~?

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Gene: Hey, can I have the Peach Cobbler~?

Zane: I just need a scooper.

Gene: Oh, I can give you a Scooper~.

Zane: Okay, good.

Zane: *places thing of Peach Cobbler*

Zane: So where's the scooper?

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Gene: Just let me play already! You died like six times!

Zane: DETERMINATION.

Gene: *jumps onto Zane*

Zane: P-Please be gentle.....

Gene: *turns red* What...?

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Gene: I can't draw.

Zane: *runs in*

Zane: *sits in front of Gene*

Zane: *scoots back*

Gene: Z-Zane....

Zane: *scoots back even more*

Gene: ZANE YOU'RE ON MY LAP....

Gene: GET OFF BEFORE I GET GLUE ON YOU!

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Stargazer: Meet the world's first Werewolf and Meif'wa Hybrid!

Zane: *has Werewolf ears and a Meif'wa tail*

Gene: Hey there, Kitty~.

Zane: Oh?

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