Dante: Detective, should we collect some evidence?
Gene: *grabbing everything* MAN I'VE BEEN FINDING EVIDENCE.
Gene: *holds up watch* You want some evidence?
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Dante: What do you think, detective?
Gene: I don't know, but I'm about to take these Jays in for some evidence-
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Dante: You're under arrest for the distribution of cocaine.
Bone: Whatever!
Gene: Whatever? That's some bad Coke!
Dante: DETECTIVE-
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Bone: *gets in car* All I had were a few beers.
Dante: It's illegal to drink and drive.
Gene: *chugs whiskey*
Bone: What?
Dante: Detective!
Gene: Detective-
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Zane: *wearing a towel around his waist* Look, I already told you both, I don't know anything.
Dante: Okay sir, thank you for your time-
Gene: Hold up.
Gene: This hoe needs to be searched-
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Dante: We have reason to believe that you did it.
Ein: *holds out sexy Zane photos*
Gene: We have reason to believe that you did not do it! *grabs the photos*
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Dante: Thanks back there.
Gene: Aye man we ride together we die together.
Gangsters: *start beating up Dante*
Gene: *runs away*
Dante: I thought you said we ride together we die together!!!
Gene: DIE BY YOURSELF BITCH-
