Zenix Problems (Not Censored With Swearing)

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Zenix: *coughing*

Sasha: Zenix, did you take your meds?

Zenix: Sasha I have lung cancer because you two never stopped me from smoking.

Sasha: Oh-

Gene: That sound like a you problem.

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Dante: Just swim over here!

Zenix: Hoe I can't swim!

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Gene: What's that in your hand?

Zenix: Sasha's drink that I'm taking to her.

Gene: You sure you not trying to sniff the alcohol because you just got a liver transplant?

Zenix: I'm sure. *sniffs the drink*

Gene: BITCH STOP-

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Zenix: Good morning world!

Ein: We fucking hate you.

Zenix: What?

Ein: Go suck your own dick.

Zenix: Damn.

Bone: Your girlfriend gave me a boner last night.

Zenix: Sasha why.

Zebulon: Literally no one here even likes you so go kill yourself.

Zenix: ...... *leaves*

Zenix: *crying* All I wanted was to have a nice day...

Stargazer: We don't all get what we want.

Zenix: You're one to talk! You get to be a virgin!!

Stargazer: Do you want my sympathy.

Zenix: Yes...

Stargazer: Then shut your mouth the hell up.

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Zenix: Hey guys how do you spell 'independence'?

Gene: Bitch.

Sasha: Gene!

Stargazer: You can figure it out Zenix you're smart.

Zenix: .....

Zenix: *rapping* I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-C-E. INDEPENDENCE LITTLE SHITS-

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Zenix: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY HOES!!!!

Gene: ZENIX STOP-

Dante: *gets ran over*

Gene: *watching the pieces fly everywhere* DAAAAANTEEEEEE!!

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