Erebus: Andy's coming!
Stargazer: *falls over side of building*
Erebus: .......
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Everyone: *screaming*
Erebus: She's recording.
Nekomai: *recording*
Stargazer: Everybody excuse my potty mouth!
Stargazer: *looks at the camera and raises the middle finger*
Stargazer: SHUT THE FUCK UP--
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Stargazer: Did you know that I can read minds?
Zenix: Really?
Stargazer: I'll show you.
Zenix's mind: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Stargazer: *falls backwards* Oh Irene!
Zenix: Yeah I got a lot of stuff going on.
Zenix's mind: AAAAAHHHHHH--
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Shad: *reaching out* *about to be eaten*
Shad: HELP ME.
Irene: .....
Shad: HELP.
Shad: ME.
Shad: HOE.
Irene: NOPE.
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Gene: So I was walking around the Maid Café, when I walked in on Aphmau taking pictures of Zane.
Dante: So?
Gene: Zane was wearing this white see through outfit, especially around his chest area.
Gene: I just walked right out of there.
Dante: Did you get turned on by Zane?
Gene: ....
Gene: In about 5 seconds I'm leaving this room.
Dante: YOU DID--
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Stargazer: *hanging from rope*
Erebus: Why would she do this?
Nekomai: She's a descendant of Mikazuki.
Erebus: That explains everything.
Garroth: Oh, is she dead?
Nekomai: Yes--
Garroth: LET'S THROW A PARTY--
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Garte: Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
Garte: IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD--
Zianna: Why did I marry you.
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Stargazer: I'm just gonna-
Nekomai: *staring*
Stargazer: Never mind.
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Garroth: Did you guys read Stargazer's new novelty?
Zane: OMI boi yas.
Vylad: Mmmm.
Diamond: I fucking love that shit.
Erebus: Stargazer's a novelist?
Nekomai: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN.
Garroth: WHERE DID YOU TWO COME FROM!?
Nekomai: OUR MOM.
Zane: WHAT THE FUCK.
Stargazer: *walks out*
Stargazer: *walks to cliff*
Stargazer: *pulls out rope*
Stargazer: *hangs self*
Erebus: Where did Star go?
Zane: Oh she's dead.
Nekomai: How?
Zane: She hung herself.
Both: WHAT!?
Zane: It was time--
Erebus: My love..... is dead....
Nekomai: *pats his back*
Zane: Anyway, who wants popcorn--
