Kai: I'm worried.... do these make my butt look fat?
Ein: Yeah.
Kai: What?
Ein: I said, "Yeah". *licks lips* I like big butts and I cannot lie~.
Kai: *blushes*
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Blaze: I love watching the waves.
Daniel: I'm in love with you, Blaze.
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Zane: *jumps onto the school blacktop* *wearing a really short dress* One, two, three, slap my knee! *slaps knee*
Zane: My heart is near me, his name is Gene!
Zane: Four, five, six, kick up sticks! *makes a heart* My heart won't tick without my Gene fix!
Zane: Seven, eight, nine, look at the spine! There is Gene, looking so fine~.
Zane: Ten, eleven, twelve, nothing rhymes with twelve!
Zane: Other bitches want Gene, but his dick is MINE!
Gene: *red in embarrassment*
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Garroth: *dancing*
Garroth: *falls when trying too slap his hand on the counter*
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Zane: Can you tell me what 69 is? *whispers* Gene won't tell me.
Gene: *minding his own business*
Zenix: Well, my innocent and pure one, 69 is where-
Gene: *crushes his jaw with his feet*
Zane: *eye is wide*
Gene: *hugs Zane*
Gene: Sh..... it's okay..... the bad man is gone now.
Zane: *in head: AHHHHHHHHHH-"*
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Zebulon: Did you hear that the boy is single?
Bone: Really?
Zenix: To the DMs!
Zenix: *slides down board* Good evening.
Bone: *slides down board* Hello.
Zebulon: *slides down board* Cheers-
Dante: *tied in gift ribbon* *in their laps*
Zenix/Bone/Zebulon: Cheers!
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Bone: Oh, is that your brother?
Gene: Yes. Hands off.
Bone: How can someone be so adorable and-
Bone: AJKNWKDNWKDJJW!!!!!! *spases out*
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Wolf Pup: Dad, what's for dinner?
Zane: Now you know you getting milk for dinner.
Wolf Pup: But dad, I'm tired of milk!
Zane: Now what you gonna do is shut up and suck my tits-
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Gene: Don't let the haters bring you down.
Gene: If you have a dream, follow it.
Zane: *pulls Gene down* Babe go back to sleep....
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Zane: *plays elegant music*
Everyone: *dressed fancy*
Zenix: TURN UP FOR WHEN THE BEAT DROPS LET'S GO!!!
Music: *apparently elegant music has beat drops*
Zenix: HELL YEAH-
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Ivy: She said, "Don't talk to me that way!".
Ivy: YOU AIN'T SHIT-
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Ivy: Oh My Irene MICHI!
Michi: Yes bitch?
Ivy: Are you coming out with us?
Michi: I can't I've got the baby!
Ivy: We're going shoe shopping.
Michi: *throws Sasha's baby into the wall* *runs down steps* COMING BITCH-
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Zane: *calls Gene*
Gene: *answers*
Zane: Come over.
Gene: I cannot I'm so far away.
Zane: I'm home alone.
Gene: *rape face*
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Stargazer: Father look what I did-
Garte: What about your grades?
Stargazer: But I stopped world hunger-
Garte: And I stopped caring.
Garte: Irene-
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Diamond: How can I get a D-? The grading system is rigged. They're just pitying the students who get lower grades!
Garroth: Mines not so bad! I have a B!
Zane: I got a C.....
Vylad: I got a B+. What about you Star-
Stargazer: *holds up test*
Test: A++.
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Stargazer: So I'm allergic to chocolate, and I'm lactose intolerant?
Garte: You're also born without a piece of your brain.
Stargazer: The fuck?
Garte: Yeah.
Garte: The piece that gives you proper emotions. Diamond has ADHD.
Diamond: So that's why I can't-
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Zane: *standing there*
Gene: *gets thrown out the window*
Gene: *rolls on the ground*
Gene: *manages to stop* *opens his eyes* OH-
Zane: What the FUCK-
