Phairy Tales~ Tentacle Trouble

Tentacle Trouble

¨Bye guys!!¨

 Phil's waving goodbye at the camera as Dan reaches out to turn it off. 

¨Why did we decide to play that, our phans are going to make even more weird fanfiction of us.¨ Daniel sighs as he exits the gaming room. 

¨Dan, I hope you're packed for San Fran, we're leaving after lunch!¨ Phil shouts at his best friend and flatmate as he too leaves. Some time later, Dan is sitting at the dining table in his favorite dining room chair, the black one. Phil enters holding two bowls of cereal. 

¨Cereal again?¨ Dan pouts. ¨I thought you were cooking stir fry!¨ Phil plants his bottom in the blue dining chair across from Dan, handing him a bowl of Crunchy Nuts. 

¨We're going to the beach before we go to the theater to perform again,¨ Phil informs him. ¨But why?¨ Dan begins, 

¨Let's just go directly to the theater,¨ He scoops a spoonful of cereal.

¨No, we're both tired from gamingmas since we had to record and edit everyday for a month, so going to the beach will relax you, and the beach has nice places to take selfies,¨ Phil says. 

¨Sure,¨ Daniel responds with a sarcastic tone in his voice. After about an hour or two of packing, walking, crowded subways, and a stop at Starbucks, Dan and Phil arrive at the beach.

¨Great,¨ Dan continues speaking in his sarcastic voice. ¨I'm going to try to find an internet connection,¨ Dan says as he walks toward a huge rock and begins to climb it. ¨Hey Phil,¨ Dan turns to Phil's direction, ¨Take a photo of me!¨ He shouts. Phil takes out his phone and points it to where Dan is standing. Dan is making his signature peace sign that he uses in every photo ever taken of him. As Phil is about to take the photo, a giant tentacle bursts out from the water, upsetting the waves. The tentacle reaches for Dan and wraps around his waist, picking him up and flailing him around. 

¨DAN!¨ 

Philip screams as he drops his phone and sprints as fast as possible and jumps up, grabbing the slippery, wet tentacle as it thrashes around. 

He doesn't know what to even feel or think, he can't feel or think. His best friend and flatmate is being thrown around by some octopus/tentacle thingy/squid like a 3 year old playing with a doll. Dan is already unconscious from being thrown around and toyed with. The tentacle throws Phil at a rock, and the last thing he sees is Dan being dragged into the water before becoming unconscious.

Phil is waken by feathers rubbing against his face. He sits up and before he can comprehend what has happened, a four legged creature with wings of an angel's and jet black fur, with white O's on the fur approaches him. The Winged Wolf looks straight at him. Phil is dazed by the wolf's deep blue eyes. 

 ¨Hi,¨ The wolf says to Phil in a piercing, friendly voice. ¨My name is Stella,¨ she begins, ¨I'm yours and Daniel's Winged Wolf guardian!¨ Phil stood up, bewildered. He could hardly think or speak, this must be a dream, He thinks to himself. ¨You see, I may have upset a certain tentacle monster thingy in a game of blackjack,¨ Stella goes on about her night at the casino with Blub the tentacle monster, but is interrupted. 

¨Stop!¨

 Phil says sternly, ¨I don't care if your great grandparents were cousins! How do I help Dan?¨ Phil wears a concerned expression, and if you looked close enough, he almost seemed like he was about to cry (or craft am I right? Cri too soon) 

¨Well first of all, I have to give you your superpowers. You are able to throw a potted plant at your opponent, and your other hidden power is Smile, a ray of sunshine has blinded your opponent.¨ Stella explains to the concerned and bewildered Philip.

¨Hop on,¨ Stella kneels down as Phil mounts her back. ¨Hold your wolves, this is going to be a bumpy ride!¨ Stella takes off as Phil quickly wraps his arms around her neck tightly trying not to vomit. About thirty minutes of vomit and dead birds, they arrive at the island Dan is being held hostage in. There are Winged Wolves hovering just above the island, but these have teeth as sharp as needles and piercing red eyes. 

¨Blub's pets,¨ Stella begins, ¨Poor things.¨ There are more supernatural creatures, like Griffins and mermaids swimming gracefully in the water. Phil lost his flip flops on the way here, so he rushes to a shade to protect his burning feet from the sizzling sand. 

¨This is crazy,¨ Phil stutters. 

¨And fun!¨ Stella finishes his sentence.

An evil Winged Wolf spots them and launches itself at them, like a meteor hitting earth. 

¨Ssstellaaa,¨ The wolf hisses at her. ¨Blub is looking for you, do you have the Sssssaphire?¨The pet managed to spit out. 

¨No, I do not. We're here to get Daniel back.¨ This is the first time Phil's heard Stella speak in a serious and stern tone. The evil pet throws itself at Stella, topping her and furiously nipping at her. ¨Phil, use the Potted Plant!¨ Stella screams at the 30 year old man hiding behind a tree. 

¨O-Okay..¨ Phil stutters as he yells, ¨POTTED PLANT!¨ A potted plant appears, and Phil throws it straight at the evil pet's head. The pet becomes unconscious, falling off Stella and bleeding out. 

¨Great job,¨ Stella congratulates Phil on his first kill. (Who knew our smol bean was capable of killing)

Stella and Phil sneak into Blub's evil layer, being as sly as possible, but Blub still notices them. 

¨YOUUU! STellaaa, YOOuuuu HaVe COMe tOOO retURN MY SApppHHIREE HAVE YOU NOt?¨ Blub yells in Stella and Phil's direction, in an eerie voice. Stella spots Dan unconscious and chained to a wall behind Blub. Stella pushes Phil toward Blub's direction, 

¨Hey! What are you doing, Stella?¨ Phil stutters as Blub looks directly at him. 

¨USE SMILE!¨ Stella reminds Phil of his power as she runs to Dan, using laser beams to melt the chains. Phil smiles a huge smile at Blub, and Blub becomes blind. 

¨AHHHhhhHH, I CANnOt SEEeeeEeE!!!¨ Blub falls over, struggling to get up again. Stella pulls Dan onto her back and runs back to Phil, who also mounts her. Stella takes off as quickly as possible as Phil holds Dan tightly, making sure he doesn't fall off and die. 

¨THAT WAS CRAZY!¨ Phil screams and laughs. Stella laughs as well. 

¨Wait until we tell Daniel what happened,¨ She says.

Stella arrives at Dan and Phil's flat, as Phil climbs off her and throws himself on the couch, 

¨Oh thank Heavens!¨ Dan wakes up quickly and looks around to see him on top of a Winged Wolf and Phil lying on couch looking like he's just saved his best friend from a Tentacle Monster. Stella and Phil explain what happened, and as Stella is about to leave, Phil decides to keep her. 

¨Phil, no!¨ Dan says to Phil sternly. 

¨But our phans have always wanted us to adopt a dog!¨ Phil whines. 

¨I'm pretty sure this isn't what they meant by that,¨ Dan says. Even though Dan complains, they keep Stella, and go back to the way life was before all this happened. They lived Happily Ever After. The End.

¨Wait, what about the stage show?¨

Author's note: (Haayy you can tell this is my first phanfiction but I'm really proud of myself so idc c; I hope to write Fluff and sequels to this story. PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS FOR FLUFFSSS. Sorry this was so short, like I sed, first phanfiction and I had to make it less than three pages.)