grim ; yoonmin [original]

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"BASICALLY, he did the peppero challenge on my dick."

namjoon and jungkook couldn't care less about how the previous day had gone between yoongi and jimin, but the reaper couldn't stop babbling about it.

"he was magnificent." yoongi breathed in admiration, the events of yesterday still clear in his mind.

slicked with sweat and something more opaque, the two moaned and breathed against one another.

thunder banged against the home and lightning painted streaks of stark light across the room, but the noise was nothing compared to the sounds of jimin and yoongi.

the reaper couldn't help but notice how tight jimin felt engulfed around him.

just the remembrance was enough to cause a pool of heat to settle in yoongi's loins.

"anyway," namjoon sighed, looking over at the waitress who had been standing by their table for quite some time now.

she was beet red and couldn't bring her eyes to look at the customers who were openly talking about their sex life in the middle of the small restaurant.

"i'll have the special." namjoon flicked the menu in her direction, not caring much for her presence. that much was duly noted from their conversation that continued on before she was able to ask for the other orders.

"the way he threw his head back drove me insane. i've never been more turned on by a neck before in my entire existence." yoongi's hands were clutching the booth he sat on.

his knuckles began to pale from the harsh grip he had on the fabric. "i might have to excuse myself to the bathroom." his breathing was evidently becoming more worked up.

the waitress had never been more flustered in her life.

it wasn't like she could just walk away from the three customers; her boss was watching over the employees today and she didn't want to get marked up for rude behavior.

but at the same time, she couldn't believe how nonchalant these boys were talking about their their 'extracurricular' activities.

"sir," she directed to jungkook, who lazily brought his attention onto her, "can i have your order, please?" her voice was shaky and she forced herself to not break his gaze.

"if you could just lie across the table with your shirt unbuttoned, that'd be great."

the demon, once again, was flirting with someone he had no business to be provoking.

the waitress disregarded her previous thought and walked away from the booth with an erratic heartbeat.

"anyway," jungkook chirped, "your boy toy's friend—elephant boy—has me fucked up."

"too bad we aren't talking about him right now." yoongi disregarded him with a roll of his eyes.

"if i could give you guys any comprehension as to how that pretty mortal boy made me feel, we'd all have to excuse ourselves to the bathroom."

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ok. i know this wasn't the smut you were expecting. i can't write smut, but i do plan on having it in my book,, so if someone could kindly fUcking help me sin that'd be great <3