"(Y/n)" joined the room
"The_piss_god" joined the room
"The best" joined the room
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"Sandvich" joined the room
"Explosive scrumpy" joined the room
"Archimedes" joined the room
"ATTENTION CUPCAKES!" joined the room
"double rainbows!" joined the room
"more gun" has joined the room
(Y/n): Hey guys!
Archimedes: hello (y/n)
More gun: Hey darlin'
The best: sup (y/n)!
The_piss_god: all bow down and worship!
(y/n): snipes, wtf?
The best: Srsly tho, what's up with these names?
Now you see me: yeah, yours is a blatant lie, scout.
Archimedes: seriously*, though*
The best: I'll spell hwevr I wanna!
Archimedes: -_-
More gun: who's double rainbows?
Double rainbows: me! Pyro!
More gun: That's good, the others can finally understand what you're saying!
Double rainbows: hudda hudda!
The best: god damn it...
Double rainbows: :)
Explosive scrumpy: so why are we doing this again?
(y/n): the administrator thought it might be interesting.
Sandvich: I fear no man, but that woman worries me...
The best: aww, the big guys scared!
Archimedes: guy's*
Sandvich: if little man talks shit against heavy again, I will personally march into his room and crush him...
The best: (y/n)! Save me!
Now you see me: why would she save you?
ATTENTION CUPCAKES: YOU MISSRIBLE MAGGOT, STAND YOUR GROUND AND FIGHT!
Archimedes: miserable* Honestly, can none of you spell! >:(
The best: cause I'm her favrote!
Archimedes: favourite*
Archimedes: surely she would prefer someone who could actually spell.
More gun: like me!
The_piss_god: Or maybe the Sheila'd like someone more... rugged. Eh? Eh? ;)
Now you see me: Or maybe someone who knows about hygiene, bushman.
The_piss_god: Hey!
The best: He's got you there sniper.
Archimedes: *gasp* could it be? Scout actually wrote something without being a moron!
The best: go 2 hel medick.
Archimedes: ...Someone isn't getting healed next battle...
Double rainbows: GUYS! Why don't we let (y/n) decide who is her favourite!
ATTENTION CUPCAKES!: GOOD IDEA PYRO!
Double rainbows: I know right. And of course anyone kind enough to suggest such a fair competition would be the best, right (y/n)?
(y/n): Really guys? Can't I just say you are all my really good friends and be done with it?
Archimedes: see scout, (y/n) can spell...
The best: hold up... is NO-ONE gonna say the grammar Nazi joke?
Archimedes: oh, so you can only spell when insulting the past mistakes of my country?
The best: well if (y/n) thinks it's important then I guess it's not only for chumps...
More gun: speaking of, (y/n), if you think you can stay quiet and avoid the question, you're very wrong...
(y/n): ok so if I really have to...
ATTENTION CUPCAKES!: YES YOU HAVE TO!
The best: just tell them that my name is true!
Now you see me: it's the only civilised gentleman here isn't it!
Archimedes: yes it's me, right!
(y/n): ok, so my favourite is...
More gun: just say it already!
Sandvich: tell us little girlie!
The_piss_god: God damn say it already
(y/n) has left the room
More gun: god damn it!
Archimedes: that sneaky frau!
The_piss_god: well played Sheila...
"The_piss_god" has left the room
"The best" has left the room
"Now you see me" has left the room
"Sandvich" has left the room
"Archimedes" has left the room
"ATTENTION CUPCAKES!" has left the room
"double rainbows!" has left the room
"more gun" has left the room
"Miss Pauling" has turned off incognito mode
"The Administrator" has turned off incognito mode
The Administrator: that was... interesting...
Miss Pauling: Ma 'me, are you sure we should be talking? Demoman is still online.
The Administrator: Don't worry, I am monitoring their rooms. He typed a sentence, started drinking and passed out five minutes into the conversation. I believe I can trust you to remove this conversation from his computer?
Miss Pauling: On it ma' me.
"Miss Pauling" has left the room
"The Administrator" has left the room
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Author's note
Another story done, though this one was quite a different format. It was however, it was just as fun to write and I hope just as fun to read! Comment below if you have any ideas for new stories, and also, tell me who you would've picked? I'm curious.
Bye bye for now!
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