Tf2 x reader oneshots!

Demoman x reader lemon

Heya guys, sorry for the hella long absence. A lot of shit cropped up in my life, but the potato is back, baby! This was requested September 25th by KlaraSmiles. I can't really say much more except enjoy, and once again sorry for the unexpected hiatus!

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(y/n)'s pov

I was a camerawoman working for Miss Pauling and we were shooting the meet the ___ videos. We'd already completed the majority of the shoot but there was still a couple left to go, them being meet the spy, meet the pyro and meet the Demoman. These were probably going to be the most challenging ones due to having to break into the BLU base with all out recording equipment, dealing with fire and constructing an entire village for pyro to burn, and going out in the midst of battle and following Demoman around and avoiding all the explosions.

Although to be honest, demo's was difficult for another reason. In my time working on this project, I'd developed a bit of a crush on him. I think it started the time he drunkenly wondered up to the recording crew on our lunch break and began rating us out of five. I got 5/5. He was so funny and flirtatious, I couldn't help but fall for him. I couldn't tell anyone about my feelings, no not at all. Miss Pauling has warned us that these are all highly trained killing machines and showing any favour between the two teams could put us all in peril. We're to remain neutral.

While I was lost in thought, I'd stopped walking at some point. I ran to try and catch up to Miss Pauling without dropping my video camera, it was very expensive and I do not want that coming out of my paycheck.

"M-Miss Pauling! Forgive my ignorance but I zoned out earlier, what will my task be again?"

"zoned out? That's very out of character for you.. Never mind, your task will be interviewing the Demoman. I've written down all the questions you'll need to ask him. I hope you don't mind being alone with him, we've set up microphones in the shed instead of out soundguys due to them having a dispute with Demoman earlier, something about a 1/5 rating."

Did I hear that correctly? A-alone with Demoman? I try my hardest not to blush as my mind wonders, if Miss Pauling catches on to what I'm thinking there'll be big trouble.

"(y/n) you're face is all red, has running to catch up really tired you out that badly? Good thing you didn't shoot meet the scout, hahaha" she laughs at her own joke and I join in nervously.

"y-yes ma'am, I should really try to work on my stamina, haha." I smile weakly but Miss Pauling has her back to me so she didn't see or notice my nervousness. Or if she did she chose to ignore it.

"So ma'am, when will we be shooting this?" I ask, now more composed than I was before. But that all unravelled when I heard why she said next.

"Now, he's waiting in there." she gestured to a wooden shack that definitely looked unstable, especially for an explosives expert/fanatic to be residing in. And I wasn't prepared! My hair was a mess, I was wearing dirty clothes due to working outside in the dirt and sun, and, and-! Calm down (y/n)! You're doing yourself no favours by panicking about your appearance. He's just a witty, charming drunk man you have to interview. No biggie. Shit, I'm gonna mess this up...

"I hope you don't mind but the other staff are taking this time as a break so the area has been more or less evacuated, so it's just you and him. Alone." Miss Pauling says warningly and this time I control my brain.

"Ma'am, I am a professional. We're neutral and I do not plan on engaging in any type of action aside from my task. To do otherwise would put all of us at risk from attack from the BLUs." I answer automatically and Miss Pauling nods approvingly.