(y/n) joined the room
"I spy" joined the room
"Boom, headshot" joined the room
"Spy sucks" joined the room
"Kaboom" joined the room
"Don't touch Sasha" joined the room
"MAGGOTS" joined the room
"Candyland" joined the room
"Medic x (y/n) for life" joined the room
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(y/n): medic... wtf...
Medic x (y/n) for life: ;)
Spy sucks: No. Just stop.
I spy: I may suck but so does your mother, scout.
Spy sucks: go to hell spy.
"Candyland" changed their name to "pyro x (y/n)"
Pyro x (y/n): I think my ship is definitely better.
(y/n): stop.
Don't touch Sasha: leave little girl alone
(y/n): thank you heavy!
"Medic x (y/n) for life" has changed their name to "svhjhffcbjgb"
Boom, headshot: is he ok?
"svhjhffcbjgb" has changed their name to "No.1 healer"
No.1 healer: sorry, Archimedes landed on the keyboard
Kaboom: good, I thought you were having a stroke for a moment.
Pyro x (y/n): I prefer this name though...
"Spy sucks" has changed their name to "Scout x (y/n)"
Scout x (y/n): might as well
(y/n): GUYS!
Wot in tarnation: y'all really need a hobby...
Boom, headshot: agreed.
(y/n): change your names back. Now.
"Scout x (y/n)" changed their name to "Better than spy"
"Pyro x (y/n)" changed their name to "candyland"
(y/n): better.
Kaboom: (y/n) just made you two her bitches!
Better than spy: >:(
Candyland: language!
Kaboom: it's true though!
(y/n): all of you are my bitches...
MAGGOTS: HOW AM I YOUR BITCH?!
(y/n): turn off caps lock, soldier.
MAGGOTS: NO!
(y/n): ...did it sound like I was asking you?
MAGGOTS: fine!
(y/n): aaaaaand that's why you're my bitches.
Boom, headshot: wow, you're good at this.
(y/n): I know.
No.1 healer: so, how do we become not your bitches?
(y/n): unless you're proven dominant you can't.
No.1 healer: ...
"No 1 healer" has left the room.
Don't touch Sasha: where did doctor go?
(y/n): I think that's him at my door, I'll be right back.
"(y/n)" has left the room.
MAGGOTS: HAHAHA I TURNED CAPS LOCK BACK ON!
Boom, headshot: what do you think he'll do?
Wot in tarnation: look back at her phrasing and take a guess.
Don't touch Sasha: doctor will have ass whooped!
Better than spy: hey, maybe he's into that.
I spy: do any of you hear that?
Boom, headshot: yeah it sounds like...
Candyland: oh god!
Better than spy: guess I was right. But seriously, ew.
Kaboom: sounds pretty heated...
I spy: it's probably just foreplay. They'll both only go until one of them wins and continue it later.
Better than spy: what's "bitte" mean?
Wot in tarnation: "please"
I spy: we have our winner
Don't touch Sasha: noises have stopped.
I spy: now we wait until they come back online.
"No.1 healer" joined the room.
"(y/n)" joined the room.
Wot in tarnation: how's it going?
(y/n): say it.
No.1 healer: I'm still (y/n)'s bitch.
(y/n): that's right! ^-^
MAGGOTS: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!
Boom, headshot: not sure you want the answers mate.
(y/n): that's all the time we have guys, we have to get back to training soon.
Wot in tarnation: if you think we're letting this drop, you couldn't be more wrong.
(y/n): too bad!
"(y/n)" left the room
"no.1 healer" left the room
Better than spy: whipped much?
I spy: I'm going to go investigate
"I spy" left the room
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Kaboom: I'm gonna go drink these memories away
"Kaboom" left the room
"Don't touch Sasha" left the room
"MAGGOTS" left the room
Candyland: I quit.
"Candyland" left the room
Wot in tarnation: I don't wanna know anymore...
"wot in tarnation" left the room
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FanfictionA series of short stories about our favourite band of mercenaries! REQUESTS ARE ACCEPTED! Lemons accepted... message me if you wanna talk about stuff or whatever! That's all for now, enjoy reading!
