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Medic x reader (pt 1)

I hope you enjoy this one! It's of my personal favourite ;)

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Medic's pov

As I sit slumped over, I do nothing to block the flow of dark thought coursing through my mind. Words like "worthless", "insane", "alone" accompany the images of my experiments. The blood. The screaming. The sick laughter. In these brief moments of sanity I can do nothing but hide. I cannot afford to let my team see me in such a vulnerable state. They prefer me insane.

'They'd prefer you dead' the voice whispers.

"shut up schweinhund" I mutter out loud. I pull myself together and feel the smile creep back onto my face. 'Here we go again' I think to myself sadly.

Not soon after Scout walked into the infirmary. He looks uncomfortable being here, but I can't blame him. More then once I've walked out of this room laughing and covered in blood and chunks.

"y-yo doc, I got news." he stumbles through his words.

"just say it already zeitverschwendung!" I snap at him and he flinches visibly.

(zeitverschwendung = time waster)

"R-right, we g-got a new m-merc coming." he stuttered.

"iz zhat all?" I question. Honestly I am quite curious but that would be contradictory to the apathetic front I have on at the moment. "jou are dismissed." I tell him, waiting for him to go so I can think about this in more detail. Right on cue he scrambles away as if he's on fire.
I sigh but them being scared of me is nothing new. I have other things to focus on and turn my attention to the formulas for the new healing stream for my medigun. Try as I might, it just won't work for the current model. I could put it off but this could revolutionize medicine for the next thousand years. It has the ability to make people temporarily immortal. I'll call it an ubercharge. However it won't work, the current medigun would explode if it tried to handle this voltage, which means I will have to talk to the engineer to develop a new one.

At this point all thoughts of the new mercenary had slipped my mind when I heard a commotion in another room. Annoyed at having been disturbed, I go to see what caused when I see soldier pinned to the floor with his arms being held behind him.

"was zum teufel?" (what the fuck?)

The person pinning him looked up and smiled sheepishly. She got up and held her hand out.

"hi, I'm the new (class). You can call me (y/n)." she smiled and I felt odd, my stomach was churning but I still managed to keep a straight face.

"I'm ze medic." I blank her handshake and she frowns and I felt myself melt slightly.

"engineer, I need to discuss somezhing vith jou , about ze new medigun."

"sure." he replied, clearly curious. He's probably less scared of me then the rest due to us both having an inquisitive nature but that's about it. The new mercenary just continued to give me a strange look before helping soldier up off the ground.

Y/n's pov

I give the medic an odd look. He seems to notice and I looked away, instead choosing to help soldier off the ground. When he found out I was a girl he said that it was preposterous and that girls couldn't be mercenaries. I did the natural thing of kicking his legs out from under him and pinned him to the floor. The others crowded around and started shouting "Fight! Fight! Fight!" which I guess annoyed the medic. When he showed up the others got all weird and quiet.
 I just shrugged it of and continue talking to the others but I occasionally snuck glances at him as he talked to the engineer.

He is pretty handsome I guess. Brown hair with a little curl at the front, hard brown eyes with the smallest hint of warmth in them, broad shoulders and a cool looking lab coat with his class' logo on it.

Medic's pov

I can tell she's looking at me. I feel uncomfortable, it's like she's studying an interesting specimen she just discovered. I tune back into the conversation right as engineer asked a question.

"So in theory it could work but how will you test it? Healing the BLUs would lead to a mutiny and if it doesn't work on the battlefield we're left with a busted medigun and no means of healing."

"I vill just test it here." I reply and I see him flinch. Secretly implying I'd hurt a teammate just for an experiment didn't seem to sit well with him. Wonder why. I shrug and he straightens himself out. I glance back at (y/n) and see that scout is questioning her. Or flirting, he sucks at both. I see her shake her head at him and he gets shut down. Guess it was flirting. I smile to myself and unknowingly chuckle slightly. Engineer sees this and tries to get my attention but I ignore him and turn to leave.

"are you going already?" a sweet female voice calls out and I seize up slightly before relaxing. "we're planning on celebrating you should come too!"

" I don't have ze time for such trivial matters." I try to decline but she wasn't having any of it.

"it's not trivial. A celebration on the arrival of something to better defeat the BLUs leads to a better atmosphere which leads to less stress which can decrease blood pressure and help insomnia." she gestures to the bags under my eyes and I purse my lips.

"vell jou can all have a good time vithout me."

"nope! If I know you are holed up in you room being a moody Margaret I'll be upset and that could ruin the mood of the entire party! You are a medic, surely you don't want all of the positive affects I've listed to be negated, do you?"

Scheisse, she got me there. I'm a man of medicine, the only reason I'd be going is for those reasons, right? I let out an exasperated sigh and roll my eyes.

"...fine." I keep it short and simple but the effect was momentous. (Y/n) jumped and fist pumped in the air, scout and the others exchanged looks and engineer smirked and wiggled his eyebrows at me. I glared at him and shook my head but he continued smirking and nodded. How annoying. And totally not at all and in no way true. Demo shattered the silent conversation by loudly coming back through the teleporter holding an assortment of alcohol. Ooooooh boy have I made a mistake. Well it's too late now, I might as well go along with it.

Y/n's pov

Wow that actually worked? Sweet! All the preparations have been made, now it's time for all of us to celebrate!

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Author's note

Woohoo! The first part of this is complete, all we have left is the party and who knows how that will turn out? I actually still don't! Yay, mysteries! Hope you enjoy reading! Don't forget you can still request, these are just filler stories, I still need your help!

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