Your Memes Are Just A Lie (Matt X Desi Fanfic)

CHappy 7

I said nothing; just continued, with the voice shouting behind me.

Then as though by some sort of time miracle, I saw Matt walking up towards me from the front. WHAT WAS THIS IDIOT DOING. "NO, you don't get it! THIS IS ALL A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING." Came a more desperate sounding voice. I continued upwards, moving the cart towards him, but he still wouldn't move. Part of my head said 'listen' but a good 80% said 'RUN HIM THE FUCK OVER'.

"Move."

"Desi-"

"Move." I stated bluntly, yet erotically.

"No, you have to listen to what I have to-"

"MOVE OR I'LL RUN YOU OVER YOUR MOMMY." Matt then stopped and moved back. For a moment I waited to see if he was going to try anything else. My eyebrow raised. Then I saw what he was doing. His hand reached up and took his bow off. I could see that bald spot. That poor bald spot. Matt's eyes were drenched in somber, he had dark circles around his mesmerizing eyes. It hurt to look at him, or even be near him. "Pleaaaase," he moaned.

I continued moving forward.

"Mad man, please!" Came Matt's voice. "It was a misunderstanding - NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN DORA AND I! IT WAS A SERIES OF EVENTS. THE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO GO AGAINST ME AND FRAME ME. IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE'S POLICE FORCE ARE GOING 'OH YEAH, FUCK THAT GUY LETS JUST NOT GIVE HIM A TRIAL.' DESI!"

I couldn't reply to that. The rage of it all. HE THOUGHT THE UNIVERSE WAS AGAINST HIM? THIS HURT ME MORE THAN IT HURT HIM.

"I LOVE YOU DESI!" I stopped in my tracks, gripping the handle of the shopping cart until I could see the green through my white as snow skin.

"No." I stated back. All of this was bubbling up over me, like even if I wanted to shank this wrinkly anorexic asshole, I wouldn't. I was so angry that I could bust a nut. There was a fire inside of me, festering and building up slowly. Nut juice.

"I'LL PROVE IT, DESI." He shouted to the top of his balls. "JUST ASK DORA. ASK ME. TALK TO ME, DESI." But by then he was out of hearing range, and even if I could hear him, I'd have tuned him out. 

// What if Nut = nut?? Like, nuttin actually nuts. like acorns

r.i.p. peanut allergy ppl //