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Sasori

~Sakura's POV~

It took a while to find Sasori. After beating a couple of Orochimaru-sensei's henchmen, and threatening them, we made it. We all stood by a big brown door. On it was a carved snake. It was pretty big and looked vicious. If it was painted, I would've thought it was a real one. Naruto reached over for the doorknob and tried to open it. It didn't even budge. Naruto shook the handle harder. It still didn't move. He started banging on the door until he finally gave up. "Stupid door just won't listen" he says and puts his bat down. I sighed and pushed Kiba and Neji out of the way. I placed my bat down and took out something from my hair. A bobby pin. The boys looked at me with confused faces. "A bobby pin? How the hell is that supposed to open that door?" Kiba asked. I didn't reply and started to unlock the door. After a few attempts there was a soft click. I took out the bobby pin and placed it in my hair again. I picked up the bat and looked back at the boys. They all looked amazed and bewildered. I rolled my eyes and said, "It was just a bobby pin. No need to be so amazed". Kiba shook his head. "You gotta teach me that trick next time, Haruno." He says and flips his knife in the air and catching it gracefully. "For what? For all who knows you're just going to peep on some girls." I said. Kiba started to deny everything I said. "Ha! Heard that? You're a pervert!" Naruto said. Kiba rolled his eyes at him, "Look who's talking". "Guys just shut up." Neji said. Naruto turned towards him and pointed at him. "Oh really? Well we all know YOU are the perviest one here! Don't deny it, you're a closet pervert!~". Neji's left eye twitched. "I'm not. And 'perviest' isn't a real word, Einstine." He retorted. "Oh yea—". "All of you shut up! We need to find Sasori" I said impatiently. "Sakura's right." Shikamaru said. They all shut up. I opened the door and saw....

.....nothing.

"But he....I though he would be..." I stuttered. I really thought that Sasori would be here. "Why don't we investigate?" Neji suggested. "And, Shikamaru looks like he needs to put Sasuke down." He said and motioned over to Shikamaru.  I looked over and saw him seated on a chair and Sasuke on a couch, sleeping peacefully, like an angel.

Snap out of it Sakura! You need to find Sasori!

I forced myself to look away and wandered around the room. It was a simple room. A table was off at one corner, along with three chairs. Behind it was a small, little kitchen. There were also two couches, one brown and the other black. The brown one had lots and lots of pillows stacked up high. Of to another corner was a door. Neji was inside and from the looks of it, it was a bathroom. Another door was of the far right corner. It had one bed and a closet at the left side. Naruto and Kiba were currently investigating the room. I walked over to the kitchen; my footsteps echoing in the room. Shikamaru looked around but made no effort to stand up and move around. I opened the cupboards only to see them empty. There was a pot in one of them and in the fridge was some milk. Expired milk to be exact. I closed the fridge door and let out a sigh. I walked back to the living room and saw Shikamaru sleeping too.

Jeez, can't he at least help us find a clue?...well, he had been carrying Sasuke around...

I sighed again and went to Naruto and Kiba. As usual they were fighting. "No, I AM looking at the right side. You take the left" Naruto ordered. "Who said you were the leader, huh?! And I AM taking the right side, not you, dead last!?" Kiba yelled back. "Dead last? Are you serious?! We aren't in grade school anymore, Idiot!?"

"I'm not an idiot, idiot!"

"Only an idiot would say that!"

"Well...I— a-at least I'm not stupid! Clearly you are the most stupidest!"