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The Uchihas

—Sasuke's POV—

"Okay kiddies, since I want to see all of you suffer, I decided to make you do another  big project with your partners!" Kakashi-sensei said cheerfully. The other students groaned and some banged their heads against their desks. For Kakashi-sensei to do something like this would mean that he was up to something.

  I narrowed my eyes at him, observing all of the movements that he did. I am part of the Uchiha clan and the Uchiha's are known for being polices and for the company. And as a child, my brother, Itachi, thought me how to read body language.

  Kakashi-sensei just smiled and started talking about the project. I was taking note of his body language but my train of thoughts were interrupted when something hit the back of my neck. I turned around to see a crumpled piece of paper. I glared at the direction that it came from, which happened to be Naruto. I picked up the crumpled piece of paper and opened it. It said, :

Hey Teme, it looks like you want to murder Kaka-sensei, so just chillax -ttebayo!
~Naruto

I let out a grunt and wrote something back to him, :

Hn. I'm just suspicious, Dobe.
~Sasuke

I threw it back and hit him straight in the face. I let a small smirk appear on my face.
I turned around again to Kakashi-sensei. After a couple of minutes the same piece of paper hit me at the back of my neck. I glared at Naruto while he just smile and did the peace sign. I picked it up form the floor and read it, :

There you go again Teme, remember the last time you got suspicious? We almost burned down a whole entire house, got arrested, and got in trouble with your parents. Please don't make me go through hell once more Teme, dattebayo!
~Naruto

Yes I do remember it, Dobe. There is no need for you to remind me of what I have done. But this time my suspicion isn't about anyone trying to steal our company's money. This time I think Kakashi-sensei is matchmaking.
~Sasuke

Kaka-sensei? There's no way he'll ever do that. He's too innocent!
~Naruto

Innocent my ass! He's a flippin' pervert Dobe! Have you forgotten how he always reads his porn book in front of us?
~Sasuke

Okay so he's not so innocent but what makes you think that he's matchmaking? For all we know he actually just what's to see us suffer!
~Naruto

Look Dobe, even if I explain it to you, you still won't understand. I was trained by my family to learn how to read body language. And it's my future (since my father didn't give me any other choice) to be a police, unlike my brother.
~Sasuke

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Teme, have you given up hope for me?
~Naruto

Yes. And I have a long time ago, after that ramen incident.
~Sasuke

Okay so what if we had to pay a couple of thousand dollars?... At least we didn't all got arrested and burned down a house like someone!
~Naruto

Almost Dobe, not "got", almost. And it was flippin' 78 thousand you idiot.
~Sasuke

Yeah, yeah, whatever... But if Kaka-sensei really was matchmaking, who would it be?
~Naruto