𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ( 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵ø𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘢𝘴 )[ DISCONTINUED ]

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MESSAGES BETWEEN
supernova AND hermit crab

supernova
hi

hermit crab
hey
i guess you're done walking
your cat and giving it a bath

supernova
yup it went great
he looks so fluffy now

hermit crab
i think he might need another
walk

supernova
um are you calling my
cat fat??

hermit crab
of course not
he looks great
he must get all the lady cats

supernova
😂😂
stop! my cat is not a fuckboy!

hermit crab
i think the correct term
would be fuckcat🤔😂

supernova
lmao😂

hermit crab
serious question
whose fucking fat cat is that??

supernova
😂idk i found the pic on google
but anywayyy my friends are
currently trying to figure
out our ship name again🙄

hermit crab
😂👏👏
i've always liked your friends

supernova
shut up

hermit crab
so this means you told them
we're talking again??

supernova
i kinda had to since you
commented on my ig
post

hermit crab
oops😏

supernova
🖕🖕

hermit crab
afjfjwneyohobldmwnqqajgicf

supernova
what even??😂

hermit crab
hey nova it's thomas i
took herman's phone because
he was ignoring me

supernova
heyyyy tommy boy it's been
too long

hermit crab
why is that nickname
still a thing??😩

supernova
😂i think the real question
is why is that nickname not
a bigger thing??

hermit crab
shghskqlflcldnsngrowqofm

supernova
i'm guessing herman got
his phone back😂

hermit crab
yea it's me

supernova
aww but i wanted to
talk to thomas

hermit crab
...

supernova
jk jk you cool too😂
tell tommy boy i said bye

hermit crab
"tommy boy"😂
i'm definitely using that
from now on
so have friends decided on
our ship name yet??

supernova
nope
they're currently deciding between hermova, novman, and herva
they're all cringey tbh

hermit crab
please tell me them not
to pick herva that sounds
like a swedish grandmas name

supernova
😂😂
so true
yikes they made the decision

hermit crab
and the winner is..?

supernova
our official ship name is now...
hermova

hermit crab
um...great

supernova
😂😂
don't worry i hate it too

hermit crab
at least it's better than
herva i guess

supernova
much much better
ooh i almost forgot
quick psa: your name is now
hermit crab in my phone
your welcome😌

hermit crab
i also changed yours to supernova
y'know so you won't have
to kick my ass anymore😏

supernova
good call👍

hermit crab
but i'll still call you novi
whenever i get the chance

supernova
fuck you

hermit crab
novi

supernova
🖕🖕

hermit crab
😂😂
READ 5:19 p.m.