𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ( 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵ø𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘢𝘴 )[ DISCONTINUED ]

ix.

MESSAGES BETWEEN
lil sis AND old man

old man
nova!!

lil sis
what do you want
now?

old man
i can't just text my lil
sis for fun

lil sis
nope
and i told you to stop referring
to me as lil sis it's annoying asf

old man
well it's your contact
name so..

lil sis
and that's why yours is
old man😊

old man
🖕🖕
i'm only three years older
than you

lil sis
which makes you old

old man
okay then

lil sis
😂
so anyway back to what
do you want?

old man
i don't want anything i just
wanted to let you know that
i'm coming to london

lil sis
wtf when??

old man
this friday

lil sis
you fucking asshole that's in
3 days why didn't you tell me
earlier

old man
it kind of just happened
can you pick me up from
the airport??

lil sis
yea sure no prob

old man
oh and if you could tell
dad that i'm coming too
that would be great

lil sis
haha no way

old man
pleaseeeee

lil sis
no
i'm already on his bad side
because i failed a math test
and i don't wanna make it
worse

old man
fine
i'll do it
is he still really mad about
everything that happened??

lil sis
by "everything" you mean the
fact that you dropped out of your
school in the u.s. to go travel
the world with your gf. yea i would
say he's still pretty mad

old man
well one of those problems
is solved because because
alyssa and i broke up

lil sis
?!??!
when the hell did
that happen?

old man
a couple weeks ago

lil sis
is that why you're
coming back??

old man
pretty much
traveling is not really the same
if you don't have someone to
share the adventure with

lil sis
aww you sound like
a sad hallmark card
i'm sorry this happened
brads

old man
it's okay
it was more of a mutual thing
we just wanted different
things in life y'know

lil sis
stop
you're making me too
fucking emotional

old man
😂😂
seriously nova it's ok

lil sis
here's what gonna happen
i'll tell dad you're coming friday
and pick you up from the airport
as long as you help me with math
since you're good at that shit

old man
deal

lil sis
and when you get here i'm
gonna take you to an amazing
party and you'll forget all
about melissa

old man
alyssa**

lil sis
shit fuck
well it doesn't matter
anymore right?
fuckkkk is it too soon to
make jokes??

old man
😂😂
maybe just a little
but it's fine

lil sis
you know i'm not good in
serious situations you can't tell
me anything deep without
expecting me to make a joke or
start spamming song lyrics

old man
oops my bad
but you didn't spam any
song lyrics so that's a good
sign

lil sis
don't worry
it will probably happen soon

old man
can't wait
but anyway when you tell
dad i'm coming don't mention
me and alyssa's break up

lil sis
what do you want
me to say??

old man
just say i'm coming for a
little visit that's gonna turn
into a forever visit

lil sis
forever?

old man
possibly

lil sis
alright then

old man
thanks for this nova
you're the best lil sis

lil sis
ik ik
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
ONCE WE KNOW THAT WE ARE
WE'RE ALL STARS
AND WE SEE THAT

old man
and there it is
READ 3:26 p.m.