𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ( 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵ø𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘢𝘴 )[ DISCONTINUED ]

xlvi.

[ two days later ]
MESSAGES BETWEEN
hermit crab AND novi

novi
hey

hermit crab
hey
did you tell your dad,
brady, and ali yet??

novi
yup last night
they took it pretty hard which
is not that surprising
ali started to cry which made me cry too and brady and my dad were really angry mainly because they knew there was nothing they could do to change what happened

hermit crab
fuck i'm sorry

novi
it's okay they seem
better-ish now

hermit crab
did you tell your friends yet?

novi
no i'm just gonna wait until i see
them all in the summer because this
isn't really something that should
be said over text

hermit crab
true

novi
but anyway i don't want to
talk about this anymore
can we talk about something
else??

hermit crab
sure
would you rather become
a dolphin or a panda?

novi
😂😂
really?
would you rather

hermit crab
it was either that or start
spamming lyrics from disney
channel

novi
ooh i would have loved
to see that😂

hermit crab
next time

novi
fine
panda because
they are amazing
my turn?

hermit crab
yup

novi
ok
would you rather eat pizza for
the rest of your life or hot dogs??

hermit crab
hot dogs

novi
🤦‍♀️
wrong answer

hermit crab
it's would you rather
there's no right answer

novi
there's always a right
answer but you just always
choose the wrong ones

hermit crab
my answers are always good

novi
sureee
keep telling yourself that 😂
and it's your turn

hermit crab
would you rather watch
hannah montana for the
rest of your life or high
school musical?

novi
fuck
which high school musical??

hermit crab
the first one because i
know it's your favorite😏

novi
shit nOOOO
DON'T
FUCKING
DO
THIS
TO
ME
i can't choose between my
two favorite things in the world

hermit crab
i thought i was your
favorite thing in the world😧

novi
you are right at
number five😉
but you might be going
down a couple spots because
you're making me choose
between this 😤