𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ( 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵ø𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘢𝘴 )[ DISCONTINUED ]

viii.

MESSAGES BETWEEN
supernova AND hermitcrab

supernova
THIS IS REAL
THIS IS ME
I'M EXACTLY WHERE I'M
SUPPOSED TO BE NOW
GOTTA LET THE LIGHT
SHINEEE ONN MEEEEE

hermitcrab
wtf
novi it's two in the morning
are you drunk again??

supernova
just because i decide to text
you in the wee hours of the
morning doesn't mean i'm
drunk

hermitcrab
"wee"?

supernova
yes "wee"

hermitcrab
ok cool
didn't know you were scottish

supernova
well you learn something
new everyday😂

hermitcrab
😂😂
like the fact that you're
hannah montana

supernova
exactly

hermitcrab
but if you're hannah montana
why were you spamming camp
rock??

supernova
holy crap hermitcrab
knows about camp rock

hermitcrab
i think everyone knows
about camp rock

supernova
the only ones who don't
know about it are people
that live under rocks
ba dum tss

hermitcrab
stoppp
please don't ever do that again
especially the "ba dum tss"

supernova
come on that was pretty good
i literally just came up with it

hermitcrab
i think you should get some
sleep and just forget that very
bad joke ever happened

supernova
the joke is brilliant

hermitcrab
sure it is
so anyway why are you
texting me in these wee
hours of the morning??

supernova
please never use wee
ever again😂
and i should be doing hw rn
but i got bored and decided
to text you

hermitcrab
glad to know i'm your go to
person for when you're bored
i feel honored

supernova
you should be
i could be texting ali instead

hermitcrab
now i feel even more honored

supernova
good
I HAVE A BRILLIANT
IDEA

hermitcrab
??

supernova
would you rather die by
getting eaten by a shark
or stung by a jellyfish??

hermitcrab
not this again
are you sure you're not
drunk??

supernova
i swear on alex russo's
grave that i am not drunk
now answer the question

hermitcrab
fine
jellyfish

supernova
wrong answer!
this is just like when
you chose to read minds
over being invisible

hermitcrab
that's because reading
minds is so much better
and so is getting stung
by a jellyfish
why the fuck would you
want to get eaten by a shark?

supernova
because no one would care if
you got stung by a jellyfish and
died. just imagine the headlines
'guy suffers horrible death by a shark'
or 'guys dies from a jellyfish sting'
which would everyone read??

hermitcrab
the jellyfish one

supernova
ugh how am i even friends
with you??

hermitcrab
because i'm the only one
willing to text you back at two
in the morning?

supernova
yea you're right

hermitcrab
now is it my turn or are
we still having this jellyfish
vs shark debate??

supernova
nope go ahead

hermitcrab
does it have to be a would
you rather question ?

supernova
yeep
MAKE IT COUNT
PLAY STRAIGHT
DON'T LOOK BACK
DONT HESITATE
WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME

hermitcrab
what even..

supernova
sorry i was falling asleep so i had
to spam some big time rush lyrics
to wake me up😂

hermitcrab
lol ok
you should go to sleep

supernova
nah i'm fine
btr helped

hermitcrab
😂alright
so would you rather be
able to eat but never sleep
again or be able to sleep
but never eat again
DELIVERED 2:43 a.m.
nova??
DELIVERED 2:44 a.m.
noviiii
DELIVERED 2:44 a.m.
i guess btr didn't help enough😂
DELIVERED 2:44 a.m.
goodnight novi
DELIVERED 2:45 a.m.