The alarm clock booms increasing every second that its button is not hit as a hand collides with the device and groans has she rolls under her comforter and scratches her head, she stretches and hops out of bed and head to the door when her face kiss the tile floor.
"aw shit "she groans while looking underneath her to see a familiar basketball shoe "I'm going to hit this hoe in the throat" she gets off the floor and limps to the adjust door across from hallway (banging on the door)
"hazel get your ass up and dammit pick up your shit before it gets thrown out"
A voice rings out loud "shut up keep your bra on "as the door opens she looks down at a girl with curly hair in a high bun wearing Elmo pjs and a sports bra, she rolls her eyes and turns down the hall towards the bathroom
"Maya" as she waits for a moment "Maya" she screams more loudly and turns to walk back into her room when she hears her roommates voice
"what damn"
" where you at" she scratches her head looking at her nails "in the bathroom... why" she shakes her head
"oh nothing. are u cooking"
"yeah" the girl pumps her fist into the air "alright... hey Maya" a heavy sigh echoes into the hall
"what"
The girl looks her door and smirks "don't blow up the toilet. cause if you do I aint fixing shit" as she busts out laughing and closing her door to get ready as she heard a "bitch" scream down the hall.
15 minutes later
Maya is in the kitchen whipping up some eggs, sausage, and grits when she sees her roommate hazel come into the kitchen "you still going to the away game?" hazel asks while leaning on the counter watching Maya as she nods "how you getting there" as Maya turns off the stove and cleans her hands in the sink
"coach said that I can go as long as I don't act up." Hazel nodded and then glanced at the plate that Maya made "hold up. where is my food. Maya pointed behind hazel "in the fridge where the rest of the food is stored" hazel huffed and pushed off the counter and walks to the refrigerator
"damn you green, I got your ass "as hazel grips a big bag of hot Cheetos and puts Arizona in her water bottle "I'm out hoe "as hazel walks out the door, Maya looks up from her plate and phone "Peace ".
Hazel POV
That hoe is so selfish like she knows my black ass can't cook and need to be properly feed at all times, like what kind of friends did I cling to sm-
Hazel feels a vibration against her hip as she unclips her phone to see a message from the selfish hoe name Maya
New Message
To: H to da Zel
From: Maya_Savage
hey hazel don't forget to put your momma on my top 8 =)
Hazel shakes her head "shut the hell up hoe" she shouted while placing her Pandora on and connecting to her wireless head phones as she turns the corner and ran smack into a wall of muscle
what the hell ??
Hazel looks at up to see the most popular and very single Basketball star Daniel with brown skin like a Twix and muscular that even the Greeks would hate especially with his hazel eyes that would make a girl sigh and drop her draws immediate. As he stands with his hand out for her to grab
"you okay I don't want to bruise up the shooting guard for our team "he says as he pulls hazel off the floor with ease as hazel just stares at him, he scratches his neck
"hazel... hazel... HAZEL"
Hazel snaps out of the staring state "what?"
"you were staring and low key creeping me out but its ok cause when women see blessing they don't know how to act" hazel looks at him like he was a dumbass when her watch beeped, she looked down at her wrist
"damn sorry I'll see ya around" hazel shouts while hauling towards the elevator.
Hazel makes it to her class and slides into her seat which is situated in the middle and pulls her stuff out which just consist of her phone and press record and daps her neighbor up and puts her head on the book. As the teacher is in the middle of his lecture he heard and loud noise and turns to scan the classroom and spots one of his students sleeping with her hair covering her face.
"hazel please sit up" the teacher shouts but is ignored when hazel doesn't even flinch "HAZEL" Hazel shoots up with her eyes close and shouts
"I want a #1 with chicken fingers and a big ass sprite"
the entire classroom laughs as the teacher straightens his glasses and glares at hazel "hazel why aren't you takin notes" Hazel opens her eyes and looks around then points at herself
"I am"
"no you're not" hazel huffs and pushes her hair from her face "look Mr. Akasuka (points to her head) I'm taking them spiritually"
"then why are you snoring" he crosses his arms
"that's a pray snore"
The teacher gets mad and starts rubbing his head "I don't have time for this"
hazel throws her hands up "me neither, your ova here interrupting my education tryna be detective when half your class can't even pass this class without the curve you placed and you got the nerve to talk chastise me who gets nothing but 80's n up on your assignments and test, man if you don't get out face with this tom foolery and this attitude "
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College Life
HumorShe stepped through the detector it buzzes. Everyone freezes " it would be me, its cause I'm black and sexy " she looks and spots the security guard come up to her " ma'am I need to see your bag" she huffs " what the hell if I was carrying a bomb...