On the road
Maya yawns while stretching " man I'm tired " Josh stretches " yeah , my legs hurt "
Hazel in the front seat looks back "wimps" while smaking on gummy bears she looks at chris "you sleepy "
Chris turns to her "naw ..what y'all want to do now " Hazel shrugs " hell if I know ....what you want to do Tristen? "
Tristen looks at her " go back to the hotel"
Chris looks at the girls "y'all good wit the plans " Maya nods
Hazel nods " I don't mind low key I heard a rumor you had a crib here " Chris looks at Hazel " hell naw its too country "
The girls gave him a blank look until Hazel turned to Chris " I know ya riding cows ass aint talking about our city when y'all shit call Tappa -who gives a fuck " maya looks at Chris
"don't hate cause you like living under the bridge in the cardboard box with cut out holes "
Hazel laughs "naw girl correction it's newspaper box "
Tristen laughs loudly, and puts his head in Maya's lap , as Josh puts his head on Maya's shoulder " y'all is funny as fuck"
Chris glances back into the mirror " whats going on back there "
Hazel looks too "somebody feelin a little freaky" Maya humps the air " you know how I do , I like bright niggas and I can't lie "
30 MINS LATER
They pull up to the hotel as Chris runs to the side of the car to open up the door for Hazel " here you go miss "
Hazel smiles " well thank you sir " as she goes into the hotel lobby as Tristen opens the door up and takes Maya up in his arms
" come here baby it is time" Maya laughs as they walk into the hotel
Josh looks around " I feel so alone" as he follows .
They ride up to the penthouse suite and Chris unlocks the door Hazel bumps Chris " finally .. come my niggas" as she walks toward the bathroom Josh follows her "hold on baby...we getting it on now " Hazel stops and pushes Josh " JIT follow me if you want to...be missing your twigs and berries "
" ohhh fifty shade of grey too ? I'm too turned on " Hazel chuckles while slamming the door on Josh
As they all settled in the living room and Maya spots the playing cards on the table " hey y'all I got an idea" she picks up the card " do y'all play tunk " the boys nods their heads yeah , as Hazel comes out the bathroom
" strip tunk "
"strip what"
"strip tunk "
Maya shuffles the cards while explaining "every time when a person wins a book the other players have to strip 1 piece of clothing " Josh points at himself " all of us "
Hazel looks at him " everyone , so ya wanna play" Tristen placed his phone on the table " hell yeah I'm gonna see some BREAST tonight "
They set up the game Hazel is across from Josh while Maya is on Hazel's right with Tristen on the right Chris sits at next to him " let the games begin" Hazel says while dealing the cards , Chris looks at his hand
" how many under " Maya organizing her cards " 3"
"ace wild? " hazel places some of her cards down " no and no jokers " Tristen smacks his teeth
" damn "
they start playin Maya picks up her card and looks at her hand and matches 3 queens together
Maya slams her 3 cards down "strip bitches "
Chris takes off his shirt, Tristen takes off his sock, Josh taking off his chain, Hazel takes off her chain.
30 MINS LATER
Chris has only his boxers on and his earring, Tristen has his boxers and wife beater, Hazel has her shorts ,sports bra, watch, left sock on. Maya has on shirt underwear and her left sock and necklace, Josh has only his socks on while covering his parts wit the table cloth.
Hazel looks go the left and right and picks up a card " hell yeah bye bitches " she yells while she throws her 2 on the others and place her 8's on the table " I'm out "
Chris sighs "damn" as he takes off his earrings
Josh mugged Hazel
"shit you cheat" he takes off his sock, as Tristen curses while he takes off his wife beater.
Maya roll her eyes and takes off her necklace
Hazel looks at the other players and then looks at Josh and smirks "well well well I see I have to say I thought you didnt have anything packing down there but imagination"
Maya high fives her and Josh narrows his eyes " man shut up"
Chris shake his head "Damn Josh how you need up naked ...you trash "
Josh sucks his teeth " HE HE NO, give me my clothes " as he puts out his hand. Hazel shakes her head " oh this " she grabs his clothes and holds them up and walk towards the kitchen
"come and get it "
Tristen laughs as Josh gets up with the table clothe covering him " give them to me know Hazel" Hazel chuckles " naw HOMEY , hmm is that ash I see spreading good LAWD nigga hydrate ya skin looking like a powder doughnut "
Maya looks at Josh " girl give them to him , he is gonna get a cold" she laughs
Hazel throws the clothes to him "fine catch " Josh picks them up and run to the bathroom fast , Maya gawks with her mouth open " I'm scared for life " "right all that shit swinging "
Hazel starts wiggling her hands "DARKNESS ACROSS THE LAND "
the guys bend over laughing as everyone puts back on their clothes. "Movie anyone " Chris asks going to the tv remote
they then sit in the living room and decided to put in hostel 2 with the lights out, Chris is on the lazy boy, Josh and Hazel is on the floor,
Maya and Tristen is on the long couch
Hazel holding the pillow to her face " awww shit run bitch" Maya holding on Tristen while screaming " wrong way....he gonna kill you "
Josh laughs
Tristen chews on some gummy bears " damn that's nasty...I never knew you can do that to the brain" he tilts his head
Maya muggs him " you nasty ass nigga" she screams again " RUN BITCH DONT LOOK BACK "
Hazel jumps on Josh " turn this shit off" as she grabs his shirt " NOW NIGGA"
Chris stratches his head "yall calm down this ain't scary " Maya and Hazel muggs him "man this makin my stomach hurt "
Hazel says , as Josh pulls away " man just turn it off so this chick will stop man handling me "
Chris huffs " fine alright then lets watch tv "
Chris turning the channel and lands on mtv "ok this looks good " they watch throw back videos when Chris brown's video wall to wall
Maya slaps her head "oh lord not this "
Tristen looks at her "what you don't like it "
Maya shakes her head "naw it just Hazel gets worked --"
Hazel interrupts her "now Chris I ain't tryin to be a hater but why would you walk to your car when its night and your friends just happen to disappear...you think black people know these things "
Josh laughs as Hazel continues "oh yeah.. how in the hell you turn into a vampire in just 2sec. I mean don't that shit take a day, oh and that damn lever how in the hell you change that fast" Maya puts her head down to cover the laughing as Hazel finishes up her rant
" and last thing when all this stuff happen you still take your ass to the car and then get bit..shit can't be me " Chris just shrugs and laughs as the chll for the rest of the night.
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College Life
HumorShe stepped through the detector it buzzes. Everyone freezes " it would be me, its cause I'm black and sexy " she looks and spots the security guard come up to her " ma'am I need to see your bag" she huffs " what the hell if I was carrying a bomb...
