How to become a Kardashian ( Requested by @esthetic)

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"how do i become a kardashian" asked by esthetic.

Okay so this is Kourtney giving you advice.

Well you really can't become a kardashian over night. Unless you sell your soul to Satan or marry Rob. But there are alot of things you can do that will make you a Kardashian, you just won't have the last name 'Kardashian'

1.Wear way to much makeup. That's if you want to be like Kim.

2. Act like you know everything. That's if you want to be like me (Kourtney)

3.Be ugly. That's If you want to be like Khloe.

4.Get fat. That's If you want to be like Rob.

But being a Kardashian won't automatically solve all of your problems.

And being a Kardashian doesn't automatically make you pretty, look at Khloe.

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