Frank exited K-Mart with a package of Chocolate Chip Chips-Ahoy and a package of Double Stuffed Oreos. Ryan had asked him to bring some for his party that night. Frank knew how much Ryan loved cookies, he just couldn't comprehend why Ryan had winked when he asked for them.
Ryan's party was supposed to be the party of the century. Everyone was going to be there. Frank wouldn't have even been allowed to go to the party if it wasn't for him being one of Ryan's best friends.
Frank knocked on the door and wasn't surprised to see Brendon open the door. He was the first person to arrive, other than Brendon, but there was hardly a time when Brendon wasn't at Ryan's. The two were in love, but it was a very angsty love. There was also a lot of kinky love, rumored to be at least. Nobody knew for certain, but he was probably going to find out tonight.
Frank nodded to Brendon without saying a word and continued into the kitchen to drop off the cookies next to two gallons of milk.
Frank walked up to Brendon and asked, "Where's Ryan?"
"He's in the bathroom."
"Oh ok. When you see him can you tell him I brought the cookies he asked for?"
"Yeah sure," Brendon replied with a smile. Brendon walked off toward the kitchen. Frank caught a glimpse of Brendon carrying the milk to what looked like the bathroom.
Frank then plopped down on the couch and played on his phone while he waited for the others to arrive. He sat there for about half an hour before the doorbell rang. Ryan still hadn't come out of the bathroom so Frank let the newcomer in. It was Patrick. He was wearing a black T-Shirt with a cardigan and fedora plopped cleanly on his head.
"Hey Frank!" Patrick said with an innocent smile on his face.
"Hi Patrick," Frank responded politely. He didn't really know Patrick. Frank was a lonely little repressed emo with his only real friend being Ryan.
Frank noticed that Patrick also had a package of cookies. They were store bought sugar cookies.
"Do you know where Ryan is?" Patrick asked him.
"He's been in the bathroom for like the past half-hour," Frank responded, getting a little bit worried. He was slightly concerned that Ryan might have fallen in the toilet, he was a little dude.
"Oh tonight's gonna be good," Patrick said, his grin becoming less innocent.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Haven't you ever been to one of Ryan's parties before?"
"No."
"That explains why you don't know. Just wait until tonight and you'll understand."
Within the next 10 minutes people started to arrive. First Tyler and Josh, then Dallon, Gerard, the other Frank, Mikey, Ray, Andy, Joe, Dan and Phil- who had more than likely just showed up to post about it on MySpace- and lastly Pete, who walked in with his dick out and no clothes on. What's worse is that it seems that he had walked all the way. No one seemed bothered by it though. Everyone had brought at least one package of cookies, Josh brought what looked like 10 packages of various brands of cookies. Ryan was still in bathroom and Frank swore that he heard screams coming from upstairs.
He spent another 10 minutes getting to know everyone when Brendon finally joined and said that the party would start in a few minutes when Ryan was ready. Frank looked around and noticed that everyone's pants started to get bulges. He looked over at Pete and realized he wasn't just imagining things. His penis was pointed at the sun. Frank wondered what everyone was getting so excited about, and that's when Ryan appeared, completely nude and dripping white liquid from his ass. Frank realized that it wasn't "man juice," it was milk. Frank looked in the kitchen and realized that the two gallons of milk were missing. That's when all the pieces began to fit together, why everyone brought cookies.
