Claude and Alexis walk into the shop that Undertaker ran.
Claude: Undertaker! I got a present for you!
Undertaker steps out from the shadows.
Undertaker: What is it you have for me today? A good joke? A fresh corpse? Need for information?
Alexis: A baby.
Undertaker: I see. You chose Alexis. What's the baby's name?
Alexis blushes and Claude is quick to say something.
Claude: It's name is Sebastian.
Undertaker: Named it after Sebastian? Wow. Also, I have yet to receive his corpse.
Claude: THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S ALIVE! THIS IS HIM!
Undertaker: Ooh! I see. Coming to see if I know why. Well, I think I have an idea of how this happened.
Alexis: Tell us.
Undertaker: Well. You know me price. THE GIFT OF-
Claude: True laughter. Fine we'll give it to you. Alexis, got anything.
Alexis: Nothing. Sorry sir.
Claude: Dammit.
Sebastian falls on the floor again and Claude gives him the book and a pencil. Sebastian writes something and shows it to Claude.
Claude: Hm.
Undertaker: Can't think of anything?
Alexis: Master?
Claude: There once was a woman from Cue. Who filled her vagina with glue.
Alexis: SIR!
Claude: She said with a grin if they paid to get in. They'd pay to get out of it too.
Undertaker stands for 2 seconds and bursts out laughing.
Alexis: That...worked?
Claude: Thanks Sebby.
He picks Sebastian up. Undertaker gets over his laughing fit and starts to tell them everyhting he knows.
Claude: I see. I guess we need to find Grell Sutcliff.
Alexis: Shall we be going?
Claude: Yes. Let's go.
Alexis and Claude leave the shop and go on their way to find Grell Sutcliff.
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My Maid And I
FanfictionClaude saves Sebastian when he was dying from an illness. Because of everything that Claude did he is given a favor. He uses this favor to make Sebastian his maid. Sebastian accepts but has a feeling that maybe Claude has something planned for him...
