Gilbert the Messiah : The Goldfish Testament

Chapter 11: The Final Battle

As Gilbert flew home, he attempted to vlog every hour. However, attempting to fly a plane and record yourself on your phone is not the best idea. Gilbert accidental fly the plane into the Detroit Orphanage. It was there that he met a boy named Trevor. Gilbert asked the boy for directions, and the boy gave Gilbert and honest and straight answer. The boy replied by saying.

'Me Me Big Boy"

Gilbert thanked the boy and went on his way. Detroit was quite a large place when traveling by foot, and he knew he had to somehow get back to brunswick to save his followers. He almost forgot the fact that they were still trapped in the cave. Even without an evil mastermind holding them prisoner, when your stuck in a case, your stuck in a cage.

The journey through Detroit was a long and exhausting one. That was until he met a man named Mr.Poremba. Mr.P was here because he was on a trip to bring the marching band to Disney World. Unfortunately for him, he was accidentally left behind. Now a bus full of 300 high schoolers was on its way to Orlando Florida and he was stuck in Detroit. Mr.P said he was just going to rent a car and head back to Mentor. Gilbert asked him if it would be possible for him to take him with him. Mr.P said that that would be perfectly ok.

The ride was calming, but then Gilbert received a Snapchat message. It was David Hasselhoff standing in front of a burning base and all of Gilbert's followers dead on the ground, there was text saying "See you when you get here, bitch!:)" Gilbert glared at his phone for 15 seconds, and then the massage disappeared. He explained what was going on to Mr.P and told him that this was going to be the final battle between good and the Hoff. The big finale one might even say. The ride there soon became serious, for Gilbert knew that this could be the end of all he knew. His life began to flash before his eyes. In the grand scheme of things, it was pretty okay, but deep down, Gilbert knew there was more that needed to be done. For example, he needed to stop the Hoff. He also was supposedly supposed to save the Universe somehow. If he did not stop the Hoff tonight, would the Hoff gather an army and start a mystical war? Gilbert did not know.

The ride took almost three hours, Gilbert vlogged three times on the trip, one for each hour. When they finally arrived, he saw the Hoff standing on top of the flaming building glaring at the car as it drove into the parking lot. When Gilbert jumped out of the car Mr.P said good luck, and may the force be with you. He then drove off, he had a parade to get to. Gilbert began walking up the flaming stairs. He then made it to the roof and saw the Hoff face to face.

"Greetings dick-wad" the Hoff said smugly, "I see you're ready to fight me, for all you know this could be your death. No matter what, someone is dying tonight, and I have no plans of dying." he said as he leaped towards Gilbert. Gilbert dodged to the left and karate chopped the Hoff's back. The Hoff got up and punched Gilbert in the face. Gilbert fell off the building and into a trash can full of copies of unsold Dreamworks movies that didn't do very well box office wise, for example, Flushed Away, Mr.Peabody and Sherman, that one with the ants, Over the Hedge, and Bee Movie. He struggled to get up, mostly because the Hoff slammed down on top of him with his elbow pointed straight into his chest. The blow broke the trashcan as B-list Dreamworks DVDs spread across the ground. Gilbert got up and charged towards the Hoff, but was smacked into a tree. Gilbert was triggered, this triggerment triggered Gilbert's super saiyan Goldfish powers that were gifted to him during birth. The Hoff stared as a giant glowing spiritual fish charged towards him. He tried to dodge, but the fish was too epic and dank that it blasted the Hoff into millions of pieces and spread his blood all over the walls. Gilbert calmed down and lost his saiyan powers.

He looked around at the mess that was made. The blood was across the entire mountainside. Gilbert's clothes were covered in blood, so much that Gilbert had to take everything off and replace in. He kind of just stood there for a bit. He thought about leaving, but knew it was too soon. He began to gather the bodies of his followers and personally buried each one. He gave a moment of silence to each. Towards the last funeral, Gilbert realized how hurt he got in the fight. He believed some of his bones to be broken, his vision was blurry, and he had a massive headache, but still, he was feeling better than the Hoff.

Gilbert finished up the funerals and began to walk off. This was in the past now. From being born out of Mike Meyers ass to fighting off a giant duck. He journeyed far and wide to fight evil, and had to buy a box of condoms for his teacher. He witnessed two gross sex scenes, and flew a plane. His life was truly something. But this was his past. This was his origins. He knew it was in the past. He could not save his mom, he could not save his followers, and for all he knew, Morgan Freeman was dead. But this was his past, and the only way to go was forward. This was his first challenge, and it was only going to get more complicated from here.