Gilbert the Messiah : The Goldfish Testament

Chapter 10: Morgan Freeman's Escape

Meanwhile, Morgan Freeman woke up in a wooden chair. He was strapped down with Wilson brand rope. He looked around. His face had healed from the multiple metal bats, and he was able to see just fine. As he looked around, he noticed that the room he was in was very bland. There were no posters on the wall, just dull wooden boards, and the floor was a gross generic brown wood plank floor. Who ever had him captured really liked wood, or was it the opposite. Maybe the person who captured him like a different design much more and believed that being in a dull and boring wood styled room was basically torture. Morgan's second guess was correct. He was kidnapped by the Carpet Mafia. And they were about to come in and torture him more. In fact, they were already there. The door burst open as men dressed in carpet suits started swinging metal bats in the air. Morgan snapped the ropes with his suer-strength and used his momentum to punch a henchman square in the face. He threw in some kicks as well and took out the other two henchmen. Unfortunately, Morgan slipped on a banana peel that was left on the floor and fell out the one window. The window had no glass, and was more just a square hole in the wall. Morgan Freeman fell from the top one-hundredth floor straight into the security shark's mouth.