Karkat: I'M GOING TO SEND YOU ON A MISSION.
Sollux: why?
Karkat: BECAUSE OF ALL THE GOOD WORK YOU'VE DONE LATELY.
Sollux: ii have the lowe2t 2ucce22 record of anyone here
Karkat: IT'S NOT ABOUT NUMBERS, SOLLUX. IT'S ABOUT ATTITUDE.
Sollux: ii have the wor2t attiitude of anyone here
Condesce: i was just like you when i was a teenager
Condesce: i was a badass over achiever with big plans for world domination
Meenah: yeah and what happened
Condesce: i lost
Kankri: Thank you, M9m.
Kankri:
Kankri: Why is every69dy staring at me?
Latula: you just c4ll3d porr1m "mom".
Kankri: I did n9t. I said, "I appreciate that, P9rrim."
Porrim: Do+ yo+u see me as a mo+ther figure, Kankri?
Kankri: N9. If anything, I see y9u as a 69ther wh9 is always 69thering me.
Latula: who4! show your moth3r som3 r3sp3ct!
Mituna: C4N 1 45K 4 DUM8 QU35710N?
Cronus: Better than anyone I knowv.
Meulin: (=^•w•^=) < M33NAH! YOU REALLY DO CARE!
Meenah: yeah i do tell anyone and ill kick your ass i have a reputation
Redglare: you know, not 3v3ryon3 h4s to l1k3 you.
Mindfang: Yeah, well, not everyone has taste.
Dave: these last three years havent been easy for me but meeting you was one of the best things that could have possibly happened
Rose: I agree.
Dave: what
Rose: I agree. I am one of the best things that could have possibly happened to you.
Rufioh: n1ce car
Horuss: 8=D < Yep. 400 horsepower.
Rufioh: thats l1ke 7000 ducks
Horuss: 8=D < What?
Rufioh: what?
Damara: [I gave you my trust and you betrayed me.]
Rufioh: come on... thats a l1e
Damara: [It's true. I have the trust issues and dead bodies to prove it.]
Aradia: hey feferi?
Feferi: Yes, Aradia?
Aradia: are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange?
Feferi: .... *is trying to think of an answer*
Aradia: *is in deep thought*
Mindfang: The stars are 8eautiful.
Summoner: yeah... they are
Mindfang: You know who else is 8eautiful?
Summoner: who?
Mindfang: Me.
Damara: [They call me coffee because I grind so fine. They call me coffee because I keep people up past two a.m.]
Meenah: they call you coffee because youre really bitter and most people dont like you without changing some aspect of yourself
Horuss: 8=D < Is there a word that is a mi% between mad and sad?
Porrim: Malco+ntented.
Aranea: Desol8ed.
Kankri: Disgruntled.
Damara: MISERABLE.
Meenah: smad
Feferi: W)(at did t)(e ocean say to t)(e sand?
Tavros: uH,,, i SEA YOU?
Feferi: Not)(ing, it just waved!
Karkat: FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Damara: [I had a dream that we fucked.]
Aradia: oh
Aradia: its just a dream right?
Damara: [Yes. I wouldn't fuck you. That's weird.]
Aradia: you wouldnt?
Damara: [I mean, unless you want to.]
John: hey, we should go study on that airship
Jade: why?
John: for a....
Jade: wait DONT
John: ....higher education!
John: *knocks someone out with a calculator* i bet you werent....
Jade: johN
John: ....counting on that!
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