Aradia: i know youve had it pretty rough in the past but the important thing is to stay positive--
Aradia: *falls down a flight of stairs*
Damara: ! [Are you okay!?]
Aradia: wow i got down these stairs fast!
Sollux: youre iin the way
Eridan: sol please i AM the wway
Redglare: go to h3ll, m1ndf4ng.
Mindfang: Oh, I've 8een there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
Karkat: OKAY, MOVING ON TO BATTLE STRATEGIES.
Aradia: *groans*
Sollux: are you okay aa
Aradia: im fine just a tooth ache. please continue
Karkat: AS I WAS SAYING--
Aradia: *groans more*
Karkat: ARADIA, DO YOU NEED TO SEE A DENTIST?
Aradia: i dont really like dentists. one sec *takes out a pair of pliers*
Karkat: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sollux: oh god no no no
Aradia: *pulls her tooth out*
Everyone: *screams*
Vriska: What the fuck!?
Karkat: *faints*
Aradia: so what were we talking about?
[Aside]
Aradia: *still holding fake tooth* i went to the dentist yesterday and got my tooth pulled. its a good idea to show your teammates that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. plus seeing karkat pass out is really funny!
Dave: what the fuck is five minus x
Dave: what is x
Rose: It's algebra, Dave.
Dave: its stupid it doesnt make sense and its not even that aklikaplel
Rose: Applicable.
Dave: aklip--
Rose: Applicable.
Dave: applipa.... ITS STUPID
Vriska: Terezi and I have that kind of chemistry where we finish each others--
Terezi: S3NT3NC3S.
Vriska: Don't interrupt me.
Feferi: Wow Nepeta, you and Equius are reely cute toget)(er.
Nepeta: :33 < im cute together with everybody
Meenah: i lo--
Everyone: Yes, you love Aranea, we know, you love Aranea so much, she's your hero and the light of your life, you just love her so much, you fucking love her, we get it.
Meenah: --ok reely good today
Victim: Thank you for saving my life! Oh. The Empress?
Condesce: eh i was just trying to avoid paperwork
Aradia: its kind of cold
Damara: [Here, take my jacket.]
Feferi: I'm cold, too.
Meenah: damn fef i cant control the weather
Porrim: I fo+und a decent ho+bby fo+r yo+u.
Damara: *slightly angrily* WHAT.
Porrim: *hands DVD* It's no+t exactly anime, but I enco+urage yo+u to+ try it.
Damara: ....
[78 hours later]
Damara: *two inches away from the TV screen* WE.... ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS....
Jane: *asleep*
Jane: *hears phone notification*
Jane: *looks at clock* Who could be texting me at this time of night? *looks at message, sees a meme from Roxy*
Jane: ....
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Incorrect Homestuck Quotes
DiversosThese quotes are not mine. They belong to MemoryLane on Homestuck amino, so go check her out! These are the quotes that inspired me to write "Incorrect Hamilton Quotes"
