Dave: bro listen to me
Dave: im gay
Bro: I'm sitting on the couch.
Dave: .... what
Bro: Oh, I thought we were just saying obvious things.
Karkat: SHUT UP, VRISKA.
Vriska: Excuse you.
Vriska: Only Terezi talks to me like that.
Jake: Why do you guys think Im gay?
Fans:
Jake: Hoe dont do it
Fans: *points to Dirk*
Jake: Oh my god
Roxy: guys r hot
Roxy: girls r hot too
Roxy: why is everyone so hot
Jane: Global warming.
Kurloz, in sign language: <MITUNA, I BROKE OUR PROMISE. I COMMITTED A CRIME.>
Mituna: 0H N0! WH47 D1D Y0U D0?
Kurloz: <I STOLE MEULIN'S HEART.>
Mituna: ..............
Damara: [This could work.... friends. Wait. Do we have to kiss?]
Aradia: nope! unless you want to
Meenah: so what do we do now
Aranea: We think and we w8.
Meenah: great two things im bad at
Tavros: wAIT, dID YOU JUST FLIRT WITH ME,,,?
Vriska: I have 8een for the past hour, 8ut hey, thanks for noticing.
Porrim: So+rry I'm late.
Kankri: This is unaccepta6le, P9rrim. What's y9ur excuse?
Porrim: No+thing, I just didn't want to+ co+me.
John: i made you this friendship bracelet!
Karkat: I'M NOT REALLY A JEWELRY PERSON.
John: you don't have to wear it
Karkat: NO, I'M GOING TO WEAR IT FOREVER. FUCK OFF!
Feferi: Are you s)(ore you're getting enough sleep?
Gamzee: sOmEtImEs I cLoSe My EyEs WhEn I sNeEzE.
Damara: [I don't want to be a woman. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront her own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.]
Rufioh: well... you're do1ng a fantast1c job
Rose, answering the phone: Hello?
Roxy: its roxy
Rose: What did she do this time?
Roxy: no i mean its me roxy
Rose: What did you do this time?
Caliborn: *showing Calliope a scribbled piece of paper* THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE. IT'S AN ACCuRATE PORTRAIT. OF THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
Calliope: Uh.... who is that?
Caliborn: ME. WHAT IS THAT, A TRICK QuESTION?
John: i am not gay!
Rose: Is that why you go for the males every time we're at a party?
John: well.... you always go for the females!
Rose: That's because I'm a lesbian, John. If we are to follow this logic, you are, in fact, gay.
John: but-- wait-- that's--
Dave: dont worry john eventually you get used to losing arguments with rose
Lord English: ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD IS MINE. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CLAIM MY VICTORY.
Lord English: *faces Vriska's army* *I AM SCREWED*.
Karkat: YOU KNOW HOW EVERYBODY HAS A VOICE INSIDE THEIR HEAD THAT TELLS THEM HOW THEY ARE? MINE TELLS ME, "KARKAT, YOU'RE TERRIBLE. NO MATTER HOW GREAT YOU THINK YOU ARE. YOU'RE SO TROUBLESOME. YOU NEED TO *STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING*!"
Dave: the voice inside my head says apple juice and noodles are not a meal
Meenah: pokemon go is so stupid only stupid people play it why would i waste my time with something so stupid
Meenah at two in the morning: KANKRI STOP
T)(-E CAR T)(-ER-ES A STARYU
Dave: *swats Jade's arm*
Jade: ow!
Dave: sorry there was a mosquito on you
Jade: it was just trying to feed itself! what if i smacked you for trying to eat a banana? did you ever think about that?
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Incorrect Homestuck Quotes
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