Aradia: you should try doing something new with your hair!
Aradia: give people a "dont fuck with me" vibe you know?
Damara: [I mostly use my face for that.]
Fan: Do you have any incest ships?
Me: Uh.... just one.
Fan: Wait, let me guess. Stridercest!
Me: .... No.
Fan: Amporacest?
Me: No.
Fan: Vantascest...?
Me: I'm leaving.
Eridan: sharin is carin
Sollux: well ii dont care
Karkat: PEOPLE DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
Kanaya: To Your Face
Karkat: WHAT?
Kanaya: What
Vriska: See this? This is my "I'm hot and clever" face.
Terezi: TH4T'S YOUR NORM4L F4C3.
Kanaya: Must You Use Cat Puns All The Time
Nepeta: :33 < but they're so purrfect! you have no idea how fun puns are until you try them yourself
Kanaya: Hm
Kanaya: Would You Like To Hear A Choke About Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Nepeta: :33 <
Nepeta: :33 < wow
Latula: how do 1 look?
Mituna: 1D R4TH3R 533 Y0U 1N 7H15 *holds up empty hanger*
Latula: .... you smooth l1ttl3 sh1t
Jake: Careful there are booby traps
Dirk: Haha, you said "traps".
Karkat: WHAT DOESN'T KILL US MAKES US STRONGER.
Vriska: Ah, yeah.
Vriska: What if someone cut your arm off? Would that make you stronger?
Karkat: .... THIS IS WHY I DISLIKE YOU.
Karkat: TEREZI, TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
Terezi: 1 DON'T KNOW 1F 1'LL B3 4BL3 TO DR4G JOHN OUT TO TH3 CURB, BUT 1'LL DO MY B3ST.
Meenah: great were stuck in here
Meenah: oh wait someone toss me the keys
Mituna: C47CH! *throws a copy machine*
Meenah: !! *barely ducks under it*
Meenah: ....
Meenah: i said keys!
Mituna: 1 7HOUGH7 Y0U 541D COPY M4CH1N3!
Meenah: why the fuck would i say copy machine!?
Roxy: i love jane.... so much....
Roxy: shes such an important person in my life
Roxy: i wouldnt be the same without her
Roxy: how can i convey that to her
Roxy:
Roxy:
Roxy: *sends Jane a meme out of nowhere at 2 in the morning*
Roxy: perfect
Doc Scratch: Stop being disobedient.
Handmaid: *turns on radio and "You Don't Own Me" by Lesley Gore starts playing*
Doc Scratch: Are you serious?
Handmaid: Have I ever told a joke?
Meenah: have you seen aranea
Cronus: That's all I am to you. A conduit to Aranea.
Meenah: what nahh
Cronus: Havwe you ewver seen Aranea and said, "Hey, vwhere's Cronus?"
Porrim: Yo+u need a ho+bby.
Damara: I HAVE HOBBY.
Porrim: Ruining peo+ple's lives is no+t a
ho+bby.
Eridan: so i heard you like bad boys
Feferi: ....
Eridan: lucky for you im bad at evverything
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Incorrect Homestuck Quotes
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