Rose: Now, what’s the happiest sentence you can think of, only using four words?
Vriska: I am the 8est.
Kanaya: This Dress Looks Fantastic
Equius: D --> I need a towel
Dave: the irony is real
Rose: Okay, no more. Please.
Porrim: Yo+u lo+o+k handso+me.
Rufioh: really? 1 try not to... 1t just keeps happen1ng
Redglare: why d1d you b3com3 th1s w4y?
Mindfang: Truth 8e told....
Redglare: ....
Mindfang: ....I don't know how to deal with 8eing ignored. I take it as a 8latant slap in the face. Tell me I'm perfect. Tell me I'm the smartest, strongest, prettiest girl you've ever met.
Meenah: if you accuse me of excluding one of my team members youre wrong
Meenah: i love all of my team members equally
[Earlier that day]
Meenah: alright damara cronus youre gonna be in the front lines well need a meat shield
Nepeta: :33 < you n33d to be more entertaining!
Equius: D --> I'm sorry I'm not as funny as you thought
Nepeta: :33 < i nefur thought you were funny
Dave: karkat youre too mean
Karkat: DAVE, YOU'RE TOO RELAXED.
Dave: i respect you so much
Karkat: I RESPECT YOU SO DAMN MUCH.
Condesce: *hugs the Helmsman*
Helmsman: WH47 15 7H15? WH47'5 H4PP3N1NG?
Condesce: shhhh
Helmsman: WHY 4R3 Y0U 5QU33Z1NG M3 W17H Y0UR 80DY?
Condesce: its a hug helmsman im hugging you
Sollux: word2 cannot de2criibe how great you are
Eridan: hmph! i knoww that
Sollux: but number2 can
Eridan: ....
Sollux: 0/10
Dirk: Are you really qualified to give romantic advice? You're not exactly the queen of mature relationships.
Roxy: fair enough though i would like to argue that i am like a beautiful angel of love who has trouble finding love for herself
Roxy: admit that you would see that movie!
Dirk: .... I would.
Roxy: i thank you for your honesty
Jane: Jake.
Jake: Jane.
Dirk: Roxy.
Roxy: Dirk.
Li'l Hal: Hal.
Jane: You just said your own name.
Li'l Hal: I was the only one left!
Kankri: St9p v9lunteering t9 take y9ur shirt 9ff. N9 9ne's asking y9u t9 take y9ur shirt 9ff.
Cronus: Can't hear you, shirt's ovwer my ears.
Doc Scratch: You're not programmed to feel joy.
Handmaid: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance update.
Doc Scratch: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it really takes my enjoyment out of them.
Handmaid: I know.
John: you're making me cry! you're.... you're an onion! *runs away*
Karkat:
Karkat: DAVE, WHAT IS AN ONION?
Terezi: YOU KNOW WH4T? I'M NOT GOING TO S1T 4ROUND 4LL D4Y GROW1NG OLD. 1'M GOING TO DO SOM3TH1NG TOD4Y. 1'M GO1NG TO G3T SOM3TH1NG P13RC3D. L1K3 MY NOS3 OR TONGU3.
Vriska: Really? You know that hurts, right?
Terezi: SO WH4T? TH3 W4Y 1 S33 1T--
Vriska: *pulls out one strand of Terezi's hair*
Terezi: OW! SON OF 4 *B1TCH*!
Dave: bro its my birthday tomorrow
Dave: you didnt forget did you
Bro: What? No, no, no, that can't be. Your birthday was last year.
Dave: see thats the thing about birthdays
Dave: theyre kind of an annual thing
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