Rufioh: horuss youre a gen1us!
Horuss: 8=D < Yeah, I get called that a lot.
Rufioh: a gen1us?
Horuss: 8=D < No, Horuss.
Girl: Will you go out with me?
Me: I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else.
Girl: Really? Who?
My inner voice: Oh my god she asked who jesus christ you know there's no way out of this you don't actually like anybody you only like those fictional troll girls with goddamn candy corn in their head like the gay as fuck no life that you are you're going to look like a complete dunce if you actually tell her that what the fuck do you do now this is the worst thing that could have ever happened to you oh my god well you better do something you can't just stand there.
Me: You know.... someone.
My inner voice: Nailed it.
Mituna: *laying on the bed on his stomach*
Meenah: *walks in the room* holy shit tuna dont move
Mituna: WH47? WH47 15 17?
Meenah: no! dont even move!
Mituna: *freaking out*
Mituna:
Mituna:
Mituna: WH475 7H3R3??????
Meenah: there was a charmander on your back
Mituna: FUCK Y0U
Nepeta: :33 < i hate them with every inch of my body
Equius: D --> That's not a whole lot of inches
Jade: this is my boyfriend dave, and dave's boyfriend Karkat
Rose: Wait, sorry, what’s the situation?
Jade: dave is straight for me but he's gay for karkat, and karkat is really gay for dave. and i don't date karkat
Dave: its not that complicated
Terezi: 1T JUST GO3S TO SHOW, 4LW4YS L1ST3N TO M3, 4ND N3V3R L1ST3N TO VR1SK4.
Vriska: That's fair.
Someone: Nic Cage sucks.
John: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
[Math class]
Jake: Okay! Does anyone have different answers for this problem?
Jane: The answer is 25.
Dirk: I got 69.
Roxy: i got george washington
Roxy: for some reason
Dave: so this person came up to me today and said they could either give me a perfect memory or a bottle of apple juice
Rose: So.... which did you pick?
Dave: i cant remember
Latula: how do you d34l w1th 4 poss1bl3 4ss4ss1n?
Porrim: Assassinate them.
Latula: huh?
Porrim: Yep. I like assassinating assassins. They always lo+o+k so+ surprised.
Eridan: im sick of bein such a big loser
Sollux: aww eriidan
Sollux: youre not biig
Kanaya: I Suggest We Form A Circle Of Calming
Karkat: ****I AM CALM****.
Dirk: Can I tell you a secret?
Li'l Hal: I wouldn't recommend it, no.
Doc Scratch: You are physically the perfect maid for me.
Handmaid: Thank you, sir.
Doc Scratch: That doesn't mean I like you.
Mindfang: I have a very important jo8 for you.
Dolorosa: O+kay. I'll get to+ it first thing
Mo+nday.
Mindfang: .... Today's Wednesday.
Karkat: WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO CUT DOWN ON EXPENSES. WHAT'S SOMETHING WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT?
Sollux: eriidan
Meulin: (=^•-•^=) < WE LOST M33NAH SOMEWHERE.
Damara: [I got this.]
Damara: FISH PUNS SUCK!
Meenah: *comes out of nowhere, gripping her trident* da FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Damara: I FIND HER.
Aradia: 0kay
Tavros: uH,,,,
Sollux: bee2
Karkat: FUCK.
Nepeta: :33 < ships!
Kanaya: Fashion
Terezi: R3D!
Vriska: Spiders!
Equius: D --> STRONG.
Gamzee: HoNk!
Eridan: wweh
Feferi: Glub!
Naruto: Hokage!
Naruto: Sorry, wrong show.
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Incorrect Homestuck Quotes
AléatoireThese quotes are not mine. They belong to MemoryLane on Homestuck amino, so go check her out! These are the quotes that inspired me to write "Incorrect Hamilton Quotes"
