Vriska: Alright, get your things. We're going to 8e hanging out all day today.
Terezi: WHY, WH4T'S THE OCC4S1ON? 1S 1T 4NYTH1NG SP3C14L OR....
Terezi: *looks at calender*
Vriska: ....
Terezi: OH....
Vriska: Don't.
Terezi: 1T'S V4L3NT1N3S D4Y....
Vriska: Terezi--
Terezi: 1 D1DN'T KNOW YOU--
Vriska: Just get your shit together, we're leaving!
Mindfang: Hey, 'Rosa. Are we friends?
Dolorosa: I am literally yo+ur slave.
Mindfang: ....
Mindfang: Oh right. Haha, I forgot.
Feferi: Aradia! A bunc)( of rogue )(ig)(bloods just took on your dancestor!
Aradia: im more afraid for them
Feferi: W)(at?
[Explosions and screaming in the distance]
Aradia: alright lets go see what damara did this time
Dirk: What kind of person do you think you are?
Li'l Hal: I think I'm like you, only successful.
Dualscar: I'm sorry. Mindfang got avway again.
Condesce: oh dualscar. what do you do when life hands you lemons
Dualscar: Uh
Dualscar: Make lemonade?
Condesce: NO YOU SQU-E-EZ-E T)(-EM RIG)(T BACK INTO LIF-ES -EY-ES
Gamzee: i GeT sO cOnFuSeD wHeNeVeR i LoOk At TaV
Gamzee: dO i WaNt To KiSs HiM oR bE hIm?
Gamzee: Is He HuSbAnD gOaLs Or LiFe GoAlS?
Sufferer: It's the Disciple and my anniversary t9day.
Dolorosa: Which o+ne? Yo+ur first date? First kiss? First time yo+u pailed?
Sufferer: Yeah.
Porrim: Why no+t fall in lo+ve?
Kankri: P9rrim, please, I have shit t9 d9.
John: hey, karkat! do you want a hug?
Karkat: NO.
John: did you even hear what i said?
Karkat: YES BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU, I ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OTHERS.
John: what did i say then?
Karkat: "DO YOU WANT A HUG?"
John: sure!
Karkat:
Karkat: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
Meenah: you like me? you like my personality?
Aranea: I was surprised, too.
Horuss: 8=D < Meulin, sometimes I really like you....
Meulin: (=^•o•^=) < !!!!
Meulin: (=^•?•^=) < .... BUT....?
Horuss: 8=D < N-No, that's it. I really like you.
Roxy: dude omg there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your exact seat yesterday
Dirk: That was me with my shades off.
Damara: [I love you.]
Rufioh: 1m cheat1ng on you
Damara: ....
Damara: [And then he said he was cheating on me.]
Horuss: 8=D < Wow, what a jerk. Oh, there's my matesprit, Rufioh!
Damara: ....
Damara: [And then I found out he was cheating on me with Horuss.]
Meenah: hahahaha what a fuckin loser no wonder he cheated on you he never actually loved you
Damara: ....................
Damara: *murders*
Damara: *everyone*
Meenah: i just dont know what went wrong
Fan: I ship Davekat.
Me: Cool.
Fan: I ship Rosemary.
Me: Cool.
Fan: I ship Gamtav.
Me: Cool.
Fan: I ship Stridercest.
Me: Cool.
Fan: I ship Mitula.
Me: Cool.
Fan: I ship Cronkri.
Me: Cool.
Fan: I ship Erisol.
Me: Cool.
Fan: My OTP is perfect and yours isn't. I'm going to tell you how wrong you are and insult you and your OTP for not sharing my opinion.
Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I high five yours with a cement truck.
John: you use sarcasm to distance yourself from people
Rose: And yet you're still here.
Jade: bro, even if you're standing to my left, this friendship just feels so right. just keep doing what you're doing and keep bro-ing
Dave: jade i have no idea what youre saying
Eridan: last name "evver" first name "greatest"
Sollux: ii diidnt know your miiddle name wa2 "faiilure"
Karkat: HEY.
Dave: hey
Karkat: HAVE YOU EATEN LUNCH YET?
Dave: have you eaten lunch yet
Karkat: ARE YOU COPYING ME??
Dave: are you copying me
Karkat:
Karkat: I LOVE YOU.
Dave: yeah i have eaten lunch
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