Sollux: ii have a new be2t friiend now
Karkat: OH YEAH? WHAT'S HIS NAME?
Sollux: iit doe2nt matter what hii2 name ii2. what2 iimportant ii2 that he2 better than gamzee iin every conceiivable way
Karkat: WELL FUCK, THAT COULD BE ANYONE!
John: attention, everyone! we have a shortage of sarcasm in the world. there is actually only one left. it is very important that we save it for future generations, so try not to say anything sarcastic!
Rose: Yeahhhh, I'll make sure of that....
Aranea: I'll have a large coffee.
Meenah: ill take a small
Aranea:
Aranea: (I have clearly made a mist8ke, the large coffee is going to 8e too large, Meenah made the right decision, 8ig shocker, Meenah's small coffee will 8e the perfect temper8ture until the last sip, 8ut mine will likely 8e cold 8y the time I get to the 8ottom, unless I chug it, 8ut I can't chug hot coffee, it will 8urn my tongue. You know what? I deserve it.)
Hussie: Get ready.
Fans: For what?
Hussie: The war.
Fans: What war?
Hussie: The shipping war.
Fans: NO, HUSSIE, NO.
Doc Scratch: *looking in the mirror with the Handmaid* Look at that. In this mirror, I see a strong, confident, beautiful young being.
Handmaid: *smiles*
Doc Scratch: Oh look, you're here, too.
Terezi: WH4T DO YOU DO WH3N YOU S33 SOM3ON3 3XTR3M3LY GORG3OUS?
Vriska: I stare, I smile, and then I put the mirror down.
Redglare: som3t1m3s you n33d to forg1v3 p3opl3, no m4tt3r how much th3y hurt you. but th4t r3qu1r3s you to sw4llow your pr1d3 4nd--
Mindfang: *starts choking*
Redglare: .... 4r3 you s3r1ously chok1ng or...?
Gamzee, discussing his life decisions: I hAvE nO iDeA wHaT iM dOiNg, BuT i KnOw Im DoInG iT rEaLlY wElL
Meenah: i am a woman of high standards
Aranea: I'm hot and tell fish puns.
Meenah: oh no! youre meeting all of my standards!
Kanaya: I Feel Like Throwing Up
Nepeta: :33 < is it a boy or a girl!?
Kanaya: ....
Roxy: how do i look rose
Rose: With your eyes.
Mindfang: Can someone tell me why we're losing!?
Pirate: Uh.... because we're--
Mindfang: Don't you talk 8ack to me, I will throw you over8oard without a second thought!
Roxy: kiss me!
Rose: No!
Roxy: ill explain later!
Rose: No!
Roxy: ILL EXPLAIN LATER!
Rose: THE EXPLANATION ISN'T THE ISSUE.
Dave: i win
Karkat: IN WHAT SANE UNIVERSE DOES A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER BEAT A ROCK.
Rose: I need you to be charming, but not too charming.
Kanaya: That Is Like Asking The Sun Not To Be Too Shine
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Incorrect Homestuck Quotes
RastgeleThese quotes are not mine. They belong to MemoryLane on Homestuck amino, so go check her out! These are the quotes that inspired me to write "Incorrect Hamilton Quotes"
