Attention all teens!
you are all invited to this week's
Regularly scheduled breakdown!
Get ready for multiple distress packed hours
muddled in with an ENDLESS
bombardment of your own emotions!*
*but please keep in mind you are just overreacting
Don't be afraid to join the fun!
Not sure you want to go?
You're young
you'll get over it.
Experience a week's worth of pent-up
stress depression and anguish
condensed into ONE soundless defeated cry!
BYOT
(bring your own tears)
(you are not entitled any sympathy)
(but also you are way too entitled)
Attractions include:
- raging frustration
- Unendurable exhaustion (you lazy bum)
- isolation
- internal screaming
- desperation
and much much more!
If you happen to get lost
(as it is a big event)
there will be adults around to help
However they will not,
you need to learn to do this on your own
without being taught.
(geez why do you think your so entitled to help?)
(how selfish)
While they won't be giving any
effective aid once so ever
the adults will be giving away
FREE T-Shirts reading:
"suck it up"
after receiving a shirt
we then ask you to please
suck. it. up
If you are fortunate to have plus one
who understands your pain
and/or eases it in any way
please note that
you are too young for that!
they will bring you nothing but- but
JOY!!!
God forbid!
What?!
They make you
happy?
yeah.. suuure they do
we know your true intentions
but nice try, though.
Once again any "plus one"
will be politely asked
to leave the premises promptly
On the note of joy,
we must also ask that you do not
speak of or convene in
anything that interests you
in any way
We must inform you that
these "phases"
will also not be allowed
on the premises
and are not legitimate
we ask that you rip them from your souls
and throw them into the nearest waste bin
we will be providing new interests
for all attendees
they will be forcefully crammed into
whatever undamaged space remains
please note that failure to
succeed in these new interests
will result in serious repercussions
you have been warned
Any questions comments or concerns
should be directed to someone
who cannot answer them
and only that person
no one else
Missed this week's get together
NO WORRIES!
We will be holding meeting every day
for a long long time
No need to make appointments
We'll just show up
whenever
Tickets start at ten easy payments of
your will to go on
fail to produce payments
and you will be forced to take out a loan
DISCLAIMER:
The loned
'will to go on" is purely synthetic
and for display purposes only.
This "will" easily cracks under pressure
and should be handled with care.
Can't wait to see you there!!!
At the regularly scheduled breakdown!
It's going to be real fun!
...that you have clearly made up.
for... reasons.
YOU ARE READING
There's a Universe in Here
Poesia"When I was real young I had a real love (Although he didn't know) When I was young I had a real crush A time forever ago"
